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Song Parodies -> "Former Human Boy."

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Former Human Boy."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

He was a boy
Now he's Ciel's sex-toy.
Can I make it any more obvious?


He picked up a collar.
He got transformed.
What more can I say?
He lost his ability to speak.
He only squeaks.
Stuck as a drone I know what the hell.

Why this fetish is even a thing, it's creepy as hell.


But all Ciel's fans, don't think she's cruel.
They think she's cool.
They commission her to forcibly transform them.

He was a human boy.
She said, "Now you're my sex-toy"
A mindless drone who serves only her.
I don't know what they see in her.

I would rather die than be transfurred.


But Ciel is a disgrace.
Someone should wipe that smile off her face.

And tell male bulges don't belong on girls.


That was a dog collar.
Now he's a skunk, doesn't even compute.
Doesn't compute, nope not at all.
That drone slave of hers is obviously turned on.
It creeps the heck out of me.
Creepy forced smile and everything.
Why do they like this?
Hell if I know.
And i'd rather die than end up like him.


She never learns.
And she just keeps carrying on.
With corrupting people into being maids.

And turning people into drones.

With obvious male bulges between their legs.


He was a human boy.
She said, 'now you're my toy.'
A drone who obeys only her.
Now I bet he wishes he was human again.
Instead of dealing with this pain.
Instead of being stuck with her?

He was a human boy.
She said, "Now i view you as a toy'.
He's a drone that obeys only her.
Now I hope he snaps out of it.

And he takes her down a peg.
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?


Sorry, dude, but you messed up.

Sorry but your humanity is hers, now.
Well you shouldn't have picked up that collar.
Now you're not just her good friend.
That is where your humanity ends.


Too bad that you couldn't see
See what a bitch Ciel can be.
How she wants to be despised.
There is no heart inside her.

He was a boy.
Now he's her toy.
Can I make it any more obvious?
Now you're jerking off.
As a skunk drone.
Bet you miss your human life.


He was a human boy.
Now he is Ciel's toy.
You could have just said no.
I don't care if you asked for it.
You shouldn't have picked up that collar.

And wish you got back your humanity, now.


Poor former human boy.

Stuck forever as Ciel's toy.
Well look at you now, you're a mess.
A mindless drone with nothing in your head.
Submissive to someone who views you as a toy.
I bet you wish you were human now.

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