-> "Detonated"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Parody Song Title:
"Detonated"
The Lyrics
Uh-huh... Bombs are bliss
Uh-huh, Uh-huh... Blew buildings to bits
Hear that fuse hiss
Uh-huh, Uh-huh... Left smoldering pits
Watch out... dynamite has force
That blast... will make your voice go hoarse
Do you... know what fills me up with glee?
TNT
I like... "Booms!" when they are harsh
Leaving... ashes and you're scorched
Look like... bowling balls, They're tons of fun
Forget those guns!
You're raising hell with your shotgun shells
Some hack and slash with clubs they might bash
While I may be cruel
Those just aren't the tools for me
They stink!
My bombs are gonna blow and make things so detonated
Minefield is so active
Take one wrong step and you're obliterated
Such a hit, dude
I'll brawl with this ball
Light the wick and I'll stick
It near threats
And you watch it while it
Audibly in comedy singes their clothes until they're naked
Glow, glow, glows
Shipped one... there straight to your house
Blew up... once you checked it out
Now you're... charred, all burnt and black
You'll scream to let off steam
And pout
Then I'll be bulldozed
No prob... We've always been foes
I'll throw a bomb and you'll be stunned
When on the hunt
I'm counting twelve there on all my shelves
Erupt in a flash, Leaving eyes and ash
Each time that I dual
A hideous ghoul will squeeze
All these
Mine's stepped on with your toe and you'll be so devastated
You'll hear my wicked laughing
As I'm lowering the whole population
Bullets miss, you
You'll mauled by my haul
Of grenades and your shade
Will turn white and your eyeballs get huge
My rocketry's a prodigy to the wide world of ammunition
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Glow, glow, glows
Blow, blow, blows
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You'll shout... My explosions roar
Gone deaf... Since your ears hit the floor
Your condo has turned into debris
So you're peeved
Won't hear you yell but I sure can tell
That you're really mad and not my comrade
Your piranha school
Is starting to drool for me
OWIE!!!
You'll let that water flow and their teeth accelerated
They love to taste my acne
But you still don't have me intimidated
Won't be consumed
Won't be stalled by your gall
Soon you'll ache in my quake
You should fret
My Atom Bomb's the gadgetry
Who's majesty that's really gonna make me famous
Whoa, Whoa
Why did that damn gizmo make the Earth so mutilated? (Yeah, yeah)
Combustion craze went cosmic
And all the human beings have mutated
I had issues
Enthralled with Napalm
Lead to hate, Nuked the state
Now I sweat
Since the world lost it's sanity
My fallacy left this whole place a Fall Out wasteland
Groan, groan, groan...
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