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Song Parodies -> "Nazareth, Pennsylvania (2004 Busch Series)"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Nazareth, Pennsylvania (2004 Busch Series)"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

OK, I know this is the third Avril Lavigne song I've done on AmIRight. It's a NASCAR song, but focusing on what was then the Busch Series during the final race at Nazareth Speedway on May 23, 2004. This song is from driver Bobby Hamilton, Jr.'s point of view and tells about how he felt when Martin Truex, Jr. passed Hamilton for his (Truex's) 4th win thus far in the '04 season en route to the Busch championship.
Uh huh, uh huh, NASCAR's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's what the Busch Series is
Uh huh, uh huh, NASCAR's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's what the Busch Series is
12th race of 2004
You've won at least 3 times before
And if you could only leave me be
You will see
You just don't know who you are
Driving the number 8 Taco Bell car
You're up to second at Lap 191
But you've become
Somebody else trying to beat everyone else
You're watching your back when you're out on the track
You're trying to make a pass
But I think you might crash into me
Screw me
Why'd you have to win at Nazareth, Pennsylvania?
Martin, you drive like a monster and no one can tame ya
NASCAR's like this
You fall and you crawl and you wreck
And you take what you get and you turn it into 3 Busch wins
You said that you honestly won the 312 at Talladega
(You won there)
You sneak up into 2nd announced
You think you're better than everyone else
Where you are isn't where the leader's at
You see there are 20 cars a lap down
You know how Busch Series racing goes
You think you beat me by a nose
You've become number 1
You're somebody else better than everybody else
You're watching your back when you're out on the track
You're trying to win the race
And lead the Busch Series chase in front of me
Screw me
Why'd you have to win at Nazareth, Pennsylvania?
You think forty feet of racetrack isn't enough to contain ya
NASCAR's like this
You fall and you crawl and you wreck
And you take what you get and you turn into the Busch points lead
You promised that you wouldn't beat me after Talladega
(Rick Allen: Here comes Martin Truex, Jr. to the inside. They're in lapped traffic).
12th race of 2004
But you're looking for win #4
And if you could only leave me be
You will see
You think you're somebody else better than everybody else
You're watching your back when you're 2nd on the track
You went and won the race
And left me in second place - screw me
Screw me
Why'd you have to win at Nazareth, Pennsylvania?
Your driving is too reckless and NASCAR will have to restrain ya
You, you fall and you crawl and you wreck
And you take what you get and turn it into win #4 this year
You said that this win was better than Talladega (no, no)
Why'd you have to win at Nazareth, Pennsylvania? (yeah, yeah)
You just think one mile of racetrack just can't contain ya
NASCAR's like this
You fall and you crawl and you wreck
And take what you get and you turn it into win #4
You won the final race at Nazareth Speedway in Pennsylvania
(Rick Allen: Martin Truex, Jr. will take the checkered flag at Nazareth!)

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Joe the Crazy Conch - May 27, 2014 - Report this comment
How could there not be any comments on here? This is a great NASCAR song - it's about the North American Spectacle Centered Around Rednecks! You should remember, it's the Nationwide Series!!!
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