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Song Parodies -> "Kyle the Vegas Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8r Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Kyle the Vegas Boy"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

I'm not a fan of Avril Lavigne, nor do I like her music, but I love NASCAR. Maybe it's because of Kyle Busch's Avril Lavigne fandom that I decided to write this song about Kyle and his rivalry with my favorite driver, Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
He was a boy, his name was Dale
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a punk, he drove the 88
What more can I say?
He started 5th, Dale in 23rd
But that wasn't the last thing old Junior heard
And every driver wanted Kyle to spin
If he didn't let Dale Jr. win
Kyle was a Vegas boy, Dale said "see ya later, boy"
He wasn't good enough to win
Kyle messed up that race, and he almost missed the Chase
'Cause he went into a spin
On Saturday, Dale's in his motorhome
Fielding two race teams, but he feels alone
He turns on the TV, guess what he sees
Kyle leads the Nationwide race on ABC
He calls up his fans, they already know
That Kyle's still trying to steal the show
And old Steve Letarte looks at the crowd
Booing Kyle after he put every car laps down
Kyle was a Vegas boy, Dale said "See ya later boy"
This time, he was good enough to win
Coming to the checkered flag, victory in the bag
'Cause Brad K got in a spin
I'm sorry Dale, at Charlotte you spun out
Well you're screwed I beat Kyle now
We are more than just teammates
Now I'll tell about the Dover race
Too bad, Junior, you just don't see
How great a teammate that Rowdy could be
You have to look past his outer shell
He's a nice guy, as I can tell
He's just a boy, and I drive for Joe Gibbs
Can I make it any more obvious?
We're teammates in Cup, haven't you heard?
And I didn't even give him the bird
I'm with the Vegas boy, I said "see ya later boy"
At Dover we put on one great show
We'll be in the Cup garage, with Kyle's entourage
Next race weekend at Pocono
I'm with the Vegas boy, I said "see ya later boy"
At Dover we put on one great show
We'll be out on the track, not cutting Junior slack
Next weekend at Pocono

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xoxoeasymac - April 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Great song

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