Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Concentrating"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Concentrating"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

A tale about a spoilt, trust-fund Daddy's girl...

And here's a link to the original song.
Uh huh,
Not my bag
Uh huh, uh huh
This is such a drag
You don’t know jack
Uh huh, uh huh
And I’ll text you back

First job… interview today
Could change… my life in ev’ry way
And so, should I wear the red or blue?
What to do…
Not my… plan I have to say
Dad said… I should pay my way
He’s mad, ‘cause I caned his credit card
Like, really hard

He’s been a jerk
Said I’ve gotta work
Like poor people do
Well that’s something new
I aint done before
It sounds like a bore to me
Really…

I’m not sure I wanna spend my weekdays concentrating
On stupid stuff like doing what I’m told and being all accommodating
‘Cause that’s not me dude
I shop ‘til I drop, and I brood
In a mood I am rude with an attitude, ‘cause -
Honestly, sometimes ev’rybody’s so nauseating,
Blah blah blah…

It’s my… birthday really soon
Want my… party on the moon
Dad said… ‘You’ll give me a heart attack
Scale it back’
That sucks, really cuts me deep
Don’t want… my party on the cheap
‘Cause there’s… gotta be a million ways
That he could pay

Do overtime
Or organised crime
Remortgage again
It’s drastic but then
I’m his little girl
Should buy up the world for me
Well I….

Told them what I wanted so I hope they’re concentrating
‘Cause ev’rything must be the real deal won’t accept no imitating
I’m high class cupcake
Sure thing, I love bling, I won’t take
Nothing fake, you’d be making a big mistake, I -
Promise you, cross me and I’m very intimidating
Yeah yeah yeah…
Just be-ware…
I don’t care…
Who I scare….

Oopsy… made a small boobette
I just… totalled Dad’s Corvette
That wall… just came out of nowhere, see
Wasn’t me

The world’s full of stuff
And not wide enough
It got in my way
What more can I say?
I aint had a drink
Well just four I think – hee-hee!
But it…

Wasn’t really my fault I just wasn’t concentrating
But O.M.G the cops arrested me and now there won’t be no probating
Unless Dad bails me
You will, Daddy chill, don’t get mad
I’ll be sad, come on Dad ‘cause I’m not that bad… woah -
Saying you’re leaving me here to do some contemplating!
Oh no…

Run that by me once again I wasn’t concentrating
Can’t you see the circumstances clearly were extremely mitigating?
You can’t be serious
Not fair, don’t you care, be astute
I’m too cute, can’t refute, for an orange jumpsuit
Honestly, promise I will do a little compensating…
No don’t go…!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 1
 1
 
 5   4
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I've known many a type in my time-555!
AFW - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
If Daddy was the movie business, this could be LindsayLohan's story...Interesting parody, you capture the mood very well..
Meriadoc - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Some great lines! "The world's full of stuff, and not wide enough"

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne392.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 379