Uh huh,
Not my bag
Uh huh, uh huh
This is such a drag
You don’t know jack
Uh huh, uh huh
And I’ll text you back

First job… interview today
Could change… my life in ev’ry way
And so, should I wear the red or blue?
What to do…
Not my… plan I have to say
Dad said… I should pay my way
He’s mad, ‘cause I caned his credit card
Like, really hard

He’s been a jerk
Said I’ve gotta work
Like poor people do
Well that’s something new
I aint done before
It sounds like a bore to me
Really…

I’m not sure I wanna spend my weekdays concentrating
On stupid stuff like doing what I’m told and being all accommodating
‘Cause that’s not me dude
I shop ‘til I drop, and I brood
In a mood I am rude with an attitude, ‘cause -
Honestly, sometimes ev’rybody’s so nauseating,
Blah blah blah…

It’s my… birthday really soon
Want my… party on the moon
Dad said… ‘You’ll give me a heart attack
Scale it back’
That sucks, really cuts me deep
Don’t want… my party on the cheap
‘Cause there’s… gotta be a million ways
That he could pay

Do overtime
Or organised crime
Remortgage again
It’s drastic but then
I’m his little girl
Should buy up the world for me
Well I….

Told them what I wanted so I hope they’re concentrating
‘Cause ev’rything must be the real deal won’t accept no imitating
I’m high class cupcake
Sure thing, I love bling, I won’t take
Nothing fake, you’d be making a big mistake, I -
Promise you, cross me and I’m very intimidating
Yeah yeah yeah…
Just be-ware…
I don’t care…
Who I scare….

Oopsy… made a small boobette
I just… totalled Dad’s Corvette
That wall… just came out of nowhere, see
Wasn’t me

The world’s full of stuff
And not wide enough
It got in my way
What more can I say?
I aint had a drink
Well just four I think – hee-hee!
But it…

Wasn’t really my fault I just wasn’t concentrating
But O.M.G the cops arrested me and now there won’t be no probating
Unless Dad bails me
You will, Daddy chill, don’t get mad
I’ll be sad, come on Dad ‘cause I’m not that bad… woah -
Saying you’re leaving me here to do some contemplating!
Oh no…

Run that by me once again I wasn’t concentrating
Can’t you see the circumstances clearly were extremely mitigating?
You can’t be serious
Not fair, don’t you care, be astute
I’m too cute, can’t refute, for an orange jumpsuit
Honestly, promise I will do a little compensating…
No don’t go…!