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Song Parodies -> "Vegetation"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Vegetation"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

This girl takes the term "tree-hugger" a little too far.
Intro: Uh huh… Loves like this
Uh huh… Uh huh
That’s the way it is
Uh huh… Loves like this
Uh huh… Uh huh
That’s the way it is

Verse 1: Right now, what I’m yearning for
Back woods, just somewhere to explore
And if you could only let me be
Then you would see
I like, trees, flowers, and plants
With them, I take off my pants
Cuz they’re strong and sturdy
Big and tall, I’ll have them all

Hook: I did like guys
They glare with their eyes
Made love to an oak
They think it’s a joke
The shade keeps me cool
But why’s there a rule for this?!
Scold me!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, acting like you’re somewhat repulsed
It gives me elation
I’ve tried out these few
I’ve tried beech, and then peach
With some wine, do a pine
Don’t regret, what I did to that spruce
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Go, ginkgo!

Verse 2: He comes, wave as I walk by
His limbs, stretch up to the sky
Where his, trunk is large
It’s strong and thick
Give me your stick!
Unearth, all his hidden roots
I taste, his forbidden fruits
He knows, we’re not from the same phylum
He’s got xylem!

Hook: In love with trees
Hear everyone tease
I just did an elm
Its love overwhelms
I try to be cool
I look like a fool clearly
Slam me!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, lookin’ like you’re losing your pulse
At my new fixation
I’ve tried out these few
I’ve tried pear, it was fair
I’ve spent eves, in their leaves
Don’t regret, to trees don’t refuse
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Go, ginkgo!

Bridge: Ginkgo, ginkgo
Ginkgo, ginkgo
Ginkgo, ginkgo, go

Verse 3: Chill out! What you screamin’ ‘bout
Relax, won’t touch a baby sprout
Do you, think that I would plant molest?
I detest!

Hook: Some other ferns
Cause naugh-ty place burns
I got a bad rash
From screwing that ash
I think I am cool
I must be a tool for trees!
Tell me!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, seemin’ like you’re gonna convulse
From your condemnation
I’ve tried out these few
It’s got junk, in its trunk
Lights our cigs, with its twigs
Don’t regret, I’m a hoe that trees use
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Ginkgo!

Chorus: “Why’d you have to go and make love to vegetation?”
I see the way you’re, acting like it somewhat revolts
When I touch its stamen
I’ve tried out these few
I knock boots, in the roots
And I hump, on its stump
Don’t regret, when I sweat so profuse
Butternut or hazelnut
Are really good at implantation
Ginkgo! Yo…
February 9, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Peter Andersson - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
I can imagine that this one started as something else, possibly a wordplay on female "shaving", and then it just branched out, right?
AFW - February 13, 2012 - Report this comment
This deserves a lot more visits, votes, and comments....Exceptional offbeat idea and humor....great inner rhymes...and some terrific lines in here, like..."Really good at implantation", and "got a bad rash from screwing that ash"..Spoofing at it's best..
Blaydeman - February 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow thanks AFW! That means a lot and I really appreciate it!
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminded me of that scene in "The Evil Dead." Great work.
Abbott Skelding - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Normally, I would say "Oh man, why didn't I think of this idea?"...but this was a WAAAAYYYY offbeat topic that literally had me howling the whole way through, excellent job!
Matthias - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
This was one of those topics that I wish I wrote like Abbott said above because it looks like so much fun just to come up with a topic like this and see it through until it's completion. There were so many great rhymes and puns and everything in this parody. If you don't submit this for SOTM as well then there is something wrong with you my friend. Not sure if you've brought home the Gold yet but I know that you'll bring it home with this one. One of the best parodies I've read in a very, very long time!
Christie Marie M - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages 9) Vegetation written by a talent like a "Blayde" of grass! I enjoyed this lots...love the way you punned your way into this satire, such as "junk in trunk", "hoes trees use", and this catchy rhyme "knock boots in the roots"...Planting you with 555's on this vegetation of love!
Arwen - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...great song choice...hahaha... :) This was "ewww" -y, but good fun all at the same time. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well, wasn't expecting plant-shagging from that title. That said, this was really funny and well-written for such an out-there concept. 555! And what, no-one's done the obvious "woodie" joke yet? For shame!
D-Mon - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) WOW! You're weird...... JK! This was hilarious!
Glen S - March 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Blayde. Again TMGLTM but I'm amazed how well this one worked out.
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Arwen - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...still a little cringey...but still great!
Abbott Skelding - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Again, perhaps the best "Complicated" parody I've read...excellent work!
Arwen - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
SOTY...Once again...so gross. Hahahaha...in all the good ways!
Jeff Reuben - March 08, 2013 - Report this comment
This really kicked into gear during the second verse.
Arwen - May 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...Ummmm...so now this is the third time I'm reading this...and I'm getting past my grossed out stage and really just enjoying it. hahaha. It's a really tough OS to conquer...but you did a great job...so many funny little lines...love it!
Rex - May 04, 2013 - Report this comment
You really went out on a limb for this one, but you sprouted a good one.
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2013 - Report this comment
A fascinating expose of herberosexuality. Pace blips popped up here and there (for someone, that has cursed most of the entrants of this Artistry round---interesting.)
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Curse Autocheck...that should have been ""for some REASON, that has cursed most of the entrants..."
Max Power - May 06, 2013 - Report this comment
It reminds me of an episode of Family Guy where Seamus admits that his father is a tree. Way to take root on the position.
bobpiecheese - May 07, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above...again!

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