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Song Parodies -> "New Girlfriend"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"New Girlfriend"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Hey Hey you you, I don't like these lyrics
No way no way, I think you need some new ones
Hey hey you you, I could sing those lyrics
Hey hey you you, this is such a bad song
No way no way, I don't know where I've gone wrong.
Hey hey you you, I could write some lyrics

These are the best lyrics, they are not so ridiculous
With these chords the song is so addictive
Don't you know that I can sing, play and write

Don't pretend, don't you know that I'm a singing.
Give my number to a lyricist, I think I'm going to ring her
I can let you like what I do, but I'm not that bright.

I'm like not that clever
You could write so much better
I think we should write together now.
I could do the vocals and really shout

I can repeat, repeat the lyrics
And every verse I write I sing the same
I know you will put this song on again and again

Come over here, I know you don't have a musical ear
And that it why I have a pop career

RAP: In a second you could get a better singer, because they will, because they will be better
They are lots of others, because I'm so bad a rapping
Avril is so stupid, what the hell was she thinking!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Phil Alexander - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
While I agree with the sentiment about the song "Girlfriend", if you're going to slate a song for being lyrically poor, you really ought to make sure yours is a big step up. And I'm sorry, but this wasn't, really.

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