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Song Parodies -> "Songs I'll Never Hear"

Original Song Title:

"Things I'll Never Say"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Songs I'll Never Hear"

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The Lyrics

I'm tugging at my ears
I'm bashing the radio
I'm trying to keep my cool
I know it shows

I'm foaming at the mouth
My cheeks are turning red
And i'm shouting the swear words inside my head

Cause I'm feeling nauseus
whenever I hear her voice
Cause I know she’s a bitch, she can’t sing
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I want to shut your mouth up
make sure you never sing
ouch my ears really hurt now
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down straight to hell
go and die today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things that’s never real

It don't do me any good it's just a waste of time
No matter where I go I still hear you
If you ain’t gonna die, I’m just getting more torture
So why can't you just die leave me alone


What's wrong with your songs
These words keep making me puke
I tremble I sweat out like I've got coronary


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Agrimorfee - July 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Again, DKTOS (dont know the original song), but I would comment that the difference between good parodies and great parodies is changing the chorus each time one comes up, rather than filling it up with "CHORUS", knowhatimean?
Avril got cuter since she washed her hair, but I have my doubts about her music changing in quality.

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