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Song Parodies -> "Poison"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poison"

Parody Written by:

thelastaurora

The Lyrics

how i'd rather take poison than listen to her song
Hey, Hey, avril
I don’t like this music
No way, No way,
I think you need to go die
Hey, Hey, avril
I could help to kill you

Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you hate too
No way, No way,
You know it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
let us all kill avril

it’s so bad
I want to puke
it’s so disgusting
I think about her
All the time
driving me crazy
Don’t you know
What I can do
To kill you right now
Don’t pretend
I think you know
she’s damn ugly
she’s so dumb
she’s the mother****ing asshole
I can tell you hate her too
And you know I’m right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right...)

Bridge:
She’s like so idiotic
we can hear so much better
I think we should go kill her right now
before she’s everywhere singing around!

Chorus:

I can see the way
I see the way
she try to sing
And even when she doesn’t sing
I know you wanna die
I know you have her nightmares all the time
(So)So come over here
killed her like she killed your ear
Better yet, make the idiot shit in fear
I don’t wanna hear you sing a song
Ever again (And again and again and again...)

Bridge:

Chorus:

In a second she’ll be trapped inside her coffin
cause she died in the bad girlfriend killing
There's no other, more idiotic than avril?
She’s so stupid, I’d rather eat poison pill?

chorus

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