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Song Parodies -> "Poser Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Girl"

Parody Written by:

thelastaurora

The Lyrics

she was a girl
she cannot sing
do you wonder why she became a star
she’s a poser
manufactured
pop-rock candy queen
shallow lyrics
that’s why it sells
because she don’t understand deep words
but all of her tunes
make it catchy
that’s why naïve teens all fall for her album

she was a poser girl
they say you’ll rise 1 day girl
never mind if you’re so shallow
she had a pretty face
but her head was full of space
she need to transplant brains inside

5 years from now
she’s outdated
feeding her baby she's all alone
she flips magazines
she’ll never see
herself ever rocking on TV
she calls her manager he forgot
he’s got plans for real deep newbies now
she watch her sing
real rock music
looks up at the star that’ll take her place

she was a poser girl
they say you’ll rise 1 day girl
never mind if you’re so shallow
now you’re too outdated
we need somebody smarter
Does your pretty face feel sorry now

Sorry girl but you’re out now
Well tough luck you’ve got your chance
she’s much more than you can be
This is how your reign will end
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the flaws in posing, girl
There is more than being pretty
they’ll see the soul that is inside

she's just a girl
so ordinary
do you wonder what you saw in avril
there is better
Haven't you heard
How she rocked the music world

I met the new real girl
she said hi I’m not posing
i'll be backstage after the show
i'll be at the studio
singing the song i wrote
about a girl who used to be

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