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Song Parodies -> "Worst Damn Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Best Damn Thing"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Worst Damn Thing"

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The Lyrics

Let me hear you say avril sucks
she sucks shit
Alright now let me hear you say she’s a bitch
she bitchs shit

I hate it when avril always sings some crap
even though she’s like so yesteryear & the years before
I hate it when avril dress up like a bitch
& I have to point out that her eyeliner looks bad
she is the bitch
She sings like shit
her overrated ‘best damn thing’
When do you think she'll finally die

That she’s not not not gonna get any better
she won't won't won't she won't be popular never
hate her for her because though she's a lot like brit
she’s much more worse
& yeah yeah yeah
her voice causes deafness if you don't know trouble
she’s a hell of a psycho
she she’s some shit she’s a drag slut queen
she’s the worst damn thing that the world has ever seen
she sucks X2 yeah

I love it when avril doesn't understand why the best damn thing is out & nobody wanna buy
I hate it when she goes for an interview
she shits her swear words right beside larry king
but I found the bitch that sings like shit
her overrated ‘best damn thing’
She’s gonna let everyone see


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Kate - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I used to like her alot but I agree now she sucks

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