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Song Parodies -> "Poser Grrl"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Grrl"

Parody Written by:

lilyofthevalley

The Lyrics

I do not like Avril Lavigne at all. Don't get mad, this is just my parody, not divine mandate.
She was a grrl, that had a label
Who told her that she was a punk
She tried so hard, to look hardcore
But she's a pop whore

She dressed up punk, she'd never tell
She wore Abercrombie stuff as well.
But all of her fans they didn't care
She was a punk rocker, they would swear

She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl
I wanna choke her with that tie
She sang her poppy shit, and refused to admit
As much as Britney, she deserved to die

Three months from now, she sits at home
Her fans are all gone
she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess what she sees
VH1's one hit wonders is on
She sits and she watches, she sees her face
Will she realize that she's a disgrace?
She grabs her guitar, plays her four chords
Just to make sure, she gets her skateboard.

She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl
I wanna choke her with that tie
Now she's a nothing chick, just an ugly cheap trick
Does she finally see what she's worth?

She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl
I wanna choke her with that tie
Now she's a nothing chick, just an ugly cheap prick
Does she finally see what she's worth?

Sorry Avril but you're gone
Not even preps like your song
Because you are so last week
Your future looks pretty bleak
Too bad you don't understand
That you're not in their demand
They found something new to love
Or they realized that you suck

She's just a grrl, that had a label
Who told her that she was a punk
The trend was gone, and so was she
I guess she finally did see

She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl
But it's okay 'cause now she's gone
She had her blast of fame, she'll never be the same
And so I say, Avril, so long!

She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl
But it's okay 'cause now she's gone
She had her blast of fame, she'll never be the same
And so I say, Avril, so long!

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 30

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Jen Z - December 30, 2002 - Report this comment
i loved this parody
person - January 09, 2003 - Report this comment
good parody.. *clap,clap,clap*
person - January 11, 2003 - Report this comment
i hate lavinj http://expage.com/avrillavingesucks.com
rah - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
this song is better than avril's sk8er boi. absolutley funny
... - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This song Rawks i agree with this song! keep up the good work! ;)
Hell Bent For Hell - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude this is the best Avril Sucks parody on the site

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