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Song Parodies -> "Poofriend"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poofriend"

Parody Written by:

Ladybird Beetle

The Lyrics

I had this idea long ago and when I heard about this site I was very glad that I can place my parody on the net.
(chorus)
Hey hey, you you
I don't like the poofriend
No way, no way
I could not imagine
Hey hey, you you
That you'll be the poofriend

Hey hey, you you
I know who you are now
No way, no way
No it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
You became the poofriend

You are saying now that you are so delicious
You are saying now that you are so addictive
But I feel, I feel that something here is not alright

Don't you know that I don't think you're damn precious
And hell no you're not the mother fucking princess
I can say that you are fake and you know I'm right

You're like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think I will like you never more
And that's what everyone's talking 'bout

(chorus)

I can see the way, I see the way you're dancing now
And even when you're not, I see the way you're dressing now
Turned to Second Britney, getting worse again and again

You won't come to here and tell me what I wanna hear
You will not make the poofriend disappear
I don't wanna hear your name and see you ever again
(again and again and again)

You're like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think I will like you never more
And that's what everyone's talking 'bout

(chorus)

Oh, I know L. A. has wrapped you 'round his finger
And you can't, and you can't do it better
There's no other word I wanna say to you
You're so stupid, what the hell are you doing?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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MrMacphisto - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
The OS is so annoying, so I give you 5-5-5 just for doing this... Still, it deserves that on its own as well...
Jacob Pacek - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny! Check out my song(s): Don't go breaking a fart and tomboy!
Dog Kibbler - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked the song. I do think though, that you took a lot of the words from the OS, which made it a tad less interesting.

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