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Song Parodies -> "Just Friends"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Just Friends"

Parody Written by:

Ragdoll

The Lyrics

How many parodies have I written about this guy, anyway?
Redneck sailor!
I wish we were still friends!
You said, you said
"You know me more than I do"
Redneck sailor!
We'd be more than just friends.

Redneck sailor!
You pass me up for blondie!
You said, you said
"You love me more than she does"
Redneck sailor
Will we ever be friends?

You're so sweet
I want to cheat
And make you my guy
A midnight meeting at the school
So you can see why
This one chick drives by your house--every once in awhile

Don't pretend
You know you love I can't stand her
So square you, I'm your favorite, nerd-ass stalker
I can say, "I love you" in better Spanish than her

Your girl can't make Davis
You know that you want this
Nice rack--no need to curve my test score
When I'm through you'll need a mentor!

Redneck sailor!
I wish we were still friends!
You said, you said
"You know me more than I do"
Redneck sailor!
We'd be more than just friends.

Redneck sailor!
You pass me up for blondie!
You said, you said
"You love me more than she does"
Redneck sailor
Will we ever be friends?

Ooh I dream of you
Dream of you
Twelve times so far
I crush on new guys in real life
But we're still rated 'R'
I did that shit with your best friend 'cause he's the closest I get
(So come) So come to math lab and lock sweet lips with your ex-best
I just wanna leave this classroom half-undressed
I don't wanna have you teach her chem ever again
(Ever again and again and again)
'Cause

Your girl can't make Davis
You know that you want this
Nice rack--no need to curve my test score
When I'm through you'll need a mentor!

Redneck sailor!
I wish we were still friends!
You said, you said
"You know me more than I do"
Redneck sailor!
We'd be more than just friends.

Redneck sailor!
You pass me up for blondie!
You said, you said
"You love me more than she does"
Redneck sailor
Will we ever be friends?

BRIDGE x2
As your student I will gain full-ride admission
'Cause I can, 'cause I can pay the tuition
I stayed after
So when do I get credit
I'm the pet now--hell no, you won't regret it.

CLOSE x2
Redneck sailor!
I wish we were still friends!
You said, you said
"You know me more than I do"
Redneck sailor!
We'd be more than just friends.
(Hell yeah, hell yeah)

Redneck sailor!
You pass me up for blondie!
You said, you said
"You love me more than she does"
Redneck sailor
Will we ever be friends?
(Hell yeah, hell yeah)

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Inferno714 - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
It didn't really make sense...523.
Ana - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO

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