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Song Parodies -> "i'll Feed You"

Original Song Title:

"Im With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"i'll Feed You"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

this is my first someone elses point of view song in a while, its about a box of rejected ice cream left to melt on the kitchen floor, and its plea to its owner, to eat him. and no i'm not a crack head, i just have a very weird mind. Peace Ghetto John
{Me:}
I'm Standing by the fridge
I'm eatin in the dark
I tried to start my diet today
Theres nothing but ice cream
i dropped it on the ground
I'm cleaning it, and i hear him say

{The Ice Cream}
Isn't anyone tryin to eat me?
hi my name is rocky road

now i dont taste right
not even to your pregnant wife
Wont you eat me with your hands
eat me till im through
i said this is messed up
but I... i'll feed you

{Me}
food all over my face
cleaning up this place
is any food here without mold
cause nothings going right
and my house is a mess
and i see the ice cream all alone

{Ice Cream}
Isn't anyone tryin to eat me?
hi my name is rocky road

now i dont taste right
not even to your pregnant wife
Wont you eat me with your hands
eat me till im through
i said this is messed up
but I... i'll feed you

{Me}
oh why is everything so darn nasty
i can hear him in the back of my mind
no no no

{Ice Cream}
now i dont taste right
not even to your pregnant wife
Wont you eat me with your hands
eat me till im through
i said this is messed up
but I... i'll feed you

eat me with your hands
eat me till im through
i said this is messed up
but I... i'll feed you
ill feed you

eat me with your hands
eat me till im through
i said this is messed up
but I... i'll feed you
i'll feed you
i'll feed you
GhettoJohn34@aol.com

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 18

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ShellyGal - December 21, 2002 - Report this comment
Nice parody man! I actually felt sorry for that poor rocky road.
Ana - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO!!! ROCKY ROAD
Ghetto JOhn - February 03, 2008 - Report this comment
wow this is 6 years old...glad to see its still gettin some votes

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