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Song Parodies -> "Crackfiend"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Crackfiend"

Parody Written by:

Anita Bangle

The Lyrics

hey hey, you you
i am tripping on E
no way, no way,
i didn't save you any
hey hey, you you
you should call your dealer

hey hey, you you,
i know your all freaked out
no way, no way
it couldn't be the cocaine
hey hey, you you
lets go get some angel dust

your so high, and i'm so high, its so damn perfect
i think the leprican's are calling me their princess
don't you know what they can do to make all hyped
don't forget i think you know that i like acid
and hell ya, i'm thinking we need some crack
i can tell you like the shrooms that we took last night

i said "how much, i can get so much better,
i think we should go and try this blow,
and i think i'm OD'ing now

hey hey, you you
i am tripping on E
no way, no way,
i didn't save you any
hey hey, you you
you should call your dealer

hey hey, you you,
i know your all freaked out
no way, no way
it couldn't be the cocaine
hey hey, you you
lets go get some angel dust

i can see the way, i see the way you scale it out
and even when they walk away there's still some left for me
i know your nose candy is cut with so much extra stuff,
so come over here and sell me what i have to have
better yet, get it all cooked up and set to jab
i don't wanna see those blue and red's ever again

i said "how much, i can get so much better,
i think we should go and try this blow,
and i think i'm OD'ing now

hey hey, you you
i am tripping on E
no way, no way,
i didn't save you any
hey hey, you you
you should call your dealer

hey hey, you you,
i know your all freaked out
no way, no way
it couldn't be the cocaine
hey hey, you you
lets go get some angel dust

in a second i'll be floating with the fairies,
cause that shit, that shit just does it better
theres no other, so when's it gonna kick in,
i'm so trippin what the hell was i thinkin

In a second i'll be chillin with a dragon
cause that shit, that shit just does it better
theres no other, so when's it gonna kick in,
i'm so trippin what the hell was i thinkin

hey hey, you you
i am tripping on E
no way, no way,
i didn't save you any
hey hey, you you
you should call your dealer

hey hey, you you,
i know your all freaked out
no way, no way
it couldn't be the cocaine
hey hey, you you
lets go get some angel dust

hey hey, you you
I'm a ripped on PCP
no way, no way,
i think it might be LSD
hey hey, you you,
i'm can feel my toe nails

hey-y-a
no-way-y
hey-y-a
no-way-y

hey hey

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