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Song Parodies -> "P3wper Boi"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8ter Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"P3wper Boi"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

He was a boy
Who loved making turds
Can I make it any more obvious?
He loved his dung
He made ass cakes
What more can I say?
He loved to twirl
His shit in bowls
Secretly out of his anal holes
All of his friends
Stick up their nose
They had a problem with his shitty home

He was a pooper boy
He loved to make anal cois
He was making his fecal turds
He had a pretty face
But feces was his main case
His fecal contents go down to earth

Five years from now
He shits at home
Feeding on ExLax, he's all alone
He stains his undies
From his shitty wees
It's Pooper Boy dumping all his feces
He goes to friends
In plastic bags
Dead from the smell of anal growth
He takes a dump
And his ass turns brown
Looks up at the sky of fecal mounds

He was a pooper boy
He loved to make anal cois
He was making his fecal turds
Now he's dumping crap and farts
Where he is toilet smart
Does your shitty face now what he's worth?

He was a pooper boy
He loved to make anal cois
He was making his fecal turds
Now he's dumping crap and farts
Where he is toilet smart
Does your shitty face now what he's worth?



Now his turds make up his house
Anal ducks and anal cows
He has made his feces bend
This is how the story ends
A sky of poo and sea of pee
Sea of urine and feces
His neighbors have e.coli
He shares his house with the flies

He was a boy
Who loved making turds
Can I make it any more obvious?
He is in dung
Haven't you heard?
How he lives a filthy world

He is the pooper boy
He loves to make anal cois
Getting his turds out in one blow
He'll be in his shitty hole
Swinging his turds from low
Dumping his turds into his flow

He is the pooper boy
He loves to make anal cois
Getting his turds out in one blow
He'll be in his shitty hole
Swinging his turds from low
Dumping his turds into his flow

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   5
 5
 5
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   4
 4
 4
 

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Mr. 1's - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Which moron keeps voting 5's on this? This is not funny, it's disgusting. Any person who spends all their time writing about toilet humour obviously has no life. Now please excuse me while I puke and hurl in the toilet.
2Eagle - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Aoid must have a lot of psuedonyms. When life hands you poo, write parodies.
59Eagle - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, but Mr 1's and aoid are not the same person.
biodad - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this guy, let's not give up our freedom of speech. his sonnets are all a special delight to some of us
Cigaweed - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't like him. All he writes about is bodily waste, which is NOT a very pleasant thing. In fact, there's nothing good about it.
With all due respect - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Cigaweed, there is a VERY PLEASENT thing about it. . .if we didn't do it, we'd all die of constipation. . .remember, this is just a darn bodily function, not a crime.
knock it off - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
WADR, I understand where you're coming from, but the word is spelt PLEASANT, not pleasEnt. What Mr. Weed (btw, have you seen the first "Rush Hour" movie?) means is that there's nothing pleasant about the subject matter itself. It's disgusting, revolting. Yes, I know it's something we all do, but writing parodies about it? Come on, that's our own personal business (no pun intended).

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