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Song Parodies -> "Girlfriend"

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Avril Lavigne

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The Lyrics

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like ur big head
No way! No way!
I think u need a smaller one
Hey! Hey! you! you!
You can't be my girlfriend

Hey! Hey! you! you!
I know that you're phoney
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
You can't be my girlfriend

You're so lame
It is a shame
You're so ridiculous
I think about it all the time
You're so stupid
Don't you know that all you do it is just not right
Don't pretend I think you know you're damn suspicious
And Hell yeah
You're a motherfucking loser
I can tell you don't want to but you know I'm right

You're like so whatever
Anyone could do so much better
I think you should get away right now
And that's what everybody's talking about

Hey! Hey! YOU! YOU!
I don't like your big head
No way! No way!
You're not better than anyone
Hey! Hey! You! You!
You're nobody's girlfriend

I can see the way, see the way you change your personnality
And even when you think you're cool you look so fake to me
Are you gonne change ur style again and again
So Come over here, theres something you'd wanna hear
Better yet make your new style disappear
I don't wanna see you in ur preppy clothes ever again
(And again and again and again)

You're like so whatever
Anyone could do so much better
I think you should get away right now
And that's what everybody's talking about

In a second I'll be giving you the finger
Cause you were, cause you WERE so much better
You were like no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
It's so stupid
What the hell are you thinking!?

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

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me - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
HAHA! " In a second i'll be giving you the finger" LOL
Anonymous - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
U made this?? Awesome!

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