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Song Parodies -> "Boyfriend"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfriend"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Boyfriend"

Parody Written by:

The Whateverness

The Lyrics

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your boyfriend
So gay So gay
I don't think you need one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I know you're a homo
So gay So gay
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're freakin' hardcore
I think about you and i know
You live the next door
Don't you know
That i can come
And make you feel alright

I know you know
I stare at you
I stare in slow mo
And hell yeah
I'm a mother f*cking homo
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right

He's like so whatever
Dykes are, so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's blabberin' about

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your boyfriend
So gay So gay
And I don't think you need one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I know you wanna lick me
So gay So gay
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way
you're drooling when
You look at me
And even when you look at him
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
again and again

So come over here
and tell me that you are a queer
Better, yet, make your boyfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say his name
ever again


Because...
He's like so whatever
Dykes are so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your boyfriend
So gay So gay
And I don't think you need one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I know you wanna lick me
So gay So gay
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you'll be strung up on my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do you better
There's no other, so when you,re gonna ditch him
He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be strung up on my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do you better
There's no other, so when you're gonna ditch him
He's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your boyfriend
So gay So gay
And I don't think you need one
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend

(No Way)

Hey Hey You You
I know you wanna lick me
So gay So gay
No, it's not a secret
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend

Hey Hey You You
I don't like your boyfriend ( No Way!)
So gay So gay
And I don't think you need one (Hey!)
Hey Hey You You
I could be your girlfriend (No Way!)

Hey Hey You You
I know you wanna lick me (No Way!)
So gay So gay
No, it's not a secret (Hey!)
Hey Hey You You
I want to be your girlfriend (No Way!)

Hey Hey!

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Pacing: 4.1
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 16

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wtf - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
brilliant!
come on - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
comment it people!!! :P
c.j. - April 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Unless you're an actual lesbian, which I doubt, you have no right to say things like that.
The Wateverness - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Why not? I AM a lesbian but does it matter? Im not making fun of lesbians if this is what you mean :):):)
aileen - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL thats awesome. is it an actual song or is this juss lyrics?
c.j. - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, sorry. There's just been a lot of lesbian bashing online lately. I'm not the type that gets offended at every little thing, if that's what you're thinking, I didn't mean to come across like that. The parody itself was sort of repetative, but there were some funny parts.
The Whateverness - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Well ... :) I'm not thinking anything especially for people i dont know personally :) PP i'm not even english or american after all :) sorry 4 my bad english (i hope i didn't made any stupid mistakes in the song)
Tinkerbell - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Duh, its called a PARODY! do you think everyone that places sh*t on here means it all?
uhhh - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Not really funny at all. A paraody about a dyke? Good job at keeping it paced well but cmon...i cant relate to a dyke and its hard not to see a mullet headed, fat ,carpenter pant wearing dyke.....*shivers* may work for others but not me. good attempt though!
Vydel - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey!!! Great parody!!! Ever since the song came out I thought it might be funny to hear a lez version, and it is way cooler than the original song lol So congrats!!!

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