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Song Parodies -> "Ode To Apostates"

Original Song Title:

"My Happy Ending"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Ode To Apostates"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

This is version 2 of a parody I wrote in 2005.
So much for their happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh
So much for their happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

They've taken over
They're sick in the head
Do you know what they did?
Do you know what they've said?
They're "wolves in sheep's clothes"
They're "the blind and the dead"
Threw out the Bible
And gave us fake ones instead

They changed all the things we thought we knew
And brought apostasy

They did everything, everything Satan wanted
Billy Graham, Paul Crouch, Rick Warren and Pat Robertson
They are the enemies of God's church and won't change their ways
All this time they were pretending
So much for their happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh
All religions they are blending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Their words make no sense
I hear what they say
They are members of a cult
They've led us astray
But most don't know it
People don't have a clue
All the things they hide from us
All the lies that they spew

They abhor the doctrines we once knew
And bring in heresies

They did everything, everything Satan wanted
Benny Hinn, James Dobson, Joel Osteen, Kenneth Copeland
They are the enemies of God's church and might burn someday
All this time they were pretending
Suckers' money they be spending

The church is in need of repair
They're making money, they don't care
They've made it clear the end-times have begun
These people think they have it all
But they'll be screaming as they fall
When they realize what they have done

They did everything, everything Satan wanted
T.D. Jakes, Joyce Meyer, Chuck Colson, Jerry Falwell
The Devil sits back and laughs while sound doctrine fades away
All this time they were pretending
Truth they are not comprehending

They did everything, everything Satan wanted
Jack Van Impe, Hal Lindsey, Tim LaHaye, C.S. Lewis
The antichrist is coming and these people paved the way
All this time they were pretending
So much for their happy ending

Oh oh, oh oh
Worthless crap they're recommending
Oh oh, oh oh
Devil's reach they are extending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
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