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Song Parodies -> "For All Avril Haters-- How Avril Feels"

Original Song Title:

"Losing Grip"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"For All Avril Haters-- How Avril Feels"

Parody Written by:

Leila Chan

The Lyrics

I found waaay too many Avril haters on this site for my comfort. But this stuff is funny, so I'm not going anywhere. I just thought I'd write a parody from Avril's perspective of what she'd think of this...
I am aware that you are trying to make me feel unwanted
Saying I lip-synch and trying to be cruel
But I am real

I won't cross my arms at you
And jump and scream in rage
That's what I have to say

You'll be left alone
But I'll still be fine
Don't you realize?
That by now, I've decided

Do
You think I care?
You're standing there
But I'm not scared
So just leave me alone

You
You need to listen
Stay away from me
Get a grip
And just leave me alone

There are some chics
Who hope they're going to
Take Britney's place

But take a look at
My sk8er grrl face

I'll never be pop
But I never said I was punk
Who said that was the case?
It was the media, OK?

You'll be left alone
But I'll still be fine
Don't you realize?
That by now, I've decided

Do
You think I care?
You're standing there
But I'm not scared
So just leave me alone

You
You need to listen
Stay away from me
Get a grip
And just leave me alone

For crying out loud
For crying out loud
Crying out loud
For crying out loud

Open your frickin' eyes!
Open them wide!

Do
You think I care?
You're standing there
But I'm not scared
So just leave me alone

Do
You think I care?
You're standing there
But I'm not scared
So just leave me alone

Do
You think I care?

You might care
But I don't care
Hating me won't get you anywhere

Do
You think I care?
You're standing there
But I'm not scared
So just leave me alone

Do
You think I care?
You're standing there
But I'm not scared
So just leave me alone

You might care
But I don't care
Hating me won't get you anywhere

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   0
 2
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 4   3
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 5   4
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Stephen aka Step-chan - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, interesting though, I don't see many people do parodies from a possible interpretation of the original artist. I am guilty of poking fun at her too(although I'm not an Avril hater). This parody I wrote rubbed some people the wrong way: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne306.shtml Although it wasn't meant to say her song were bad for anybody(it was a genetic related disorder in theme although not mentioned, fortunately it got the ratings it deserved, I wrote it with lyrics alone, making the worst paced parody I had ever wrote).
Cat - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, but writing parodies DEFENDING someone is lame. Parodies are meant to poke fun at people. So instead of defending someone you like, make fun of someone you hate. It'll be a much better parody.
KmartFreak - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
After seeing 100s of anti-Avril parodies on Amiright, it's good to see this anecdote parody. I'm giving if 555 for that alone.
viva la spatula guitarist - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
im sorry, but wheres your sense of humor??? alril lavigne is a loser, who cant play the guitar and looks like a twleve year old. she married that loser from sum 41. shes foolish, and she did call herself punk.
Leila Chan - December 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes...Deryck Whilvey is a loser. and he's ugly, too. I will admit that. But I wrote this because it was the first thing that popped into my head, OK? I'm not trying to defend her at all...just trying to write a decent parody.
Andrew Darwitan - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
443, the verses was good, but it drives you really bad by the reffrain. I'm giving you 4 just as a credit, since this is one of your very first lyrics, it doesn't supposed to be very, very good.
Mike - December 25, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing isn't bad, but it just isn't funny. 4-1-1
Leila Chan - December 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Who expects something like this to be funny? I know I don't.
Kiaki grrrl - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
i like avril but her first album had feeling and the seond one had just punk punk punk punk punk songs AAAALLLLLLLL the way.And besides writing a good parody is hard,very hard,so i think the pacing rocked!!! Rock on Leila!!!
hater - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
hello im a hater and this just makes me feel the need to make fun of her and possibley you as well
u - June 03, 2006 - Report this comment
retards its stupid learn to respect people!
SUZY - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
It's not a parody. I undertsand where you come from an I agree, but it's too serious to be a parody ;-)

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