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Song Parodies -> "Love Tofu"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Love Tofu"

Parody Written by:

Socks

The Lyrics

Hi, this is my first parady I have wrote and completed without any help. It probably will be rough around the edges, but It's pretty good for my first time.
LOVE TOFU

I'm opening the package
I think I'm gonna barf
I see bloody moldy mush cow
There's nothing but sad pain
No belief for what I've found
I'm listening to my heart pound

Chorus:

Isn't anyone gonna help me?
Won't someone give tofu to loan?
It's a damn big fight?
Tying to save those cows their life
It can be tofu in a can
It can be tofu stew
I don't remember how, but I
Love tofu
Love tofu

I'm looking at their plate
I'm gonna have to pace
Are they eating a cow I know?
Cause nothings going right
And everything's a mess
And know one wants to end up a bone

Chorus:

Isn't anyone gonna help me?
Won't someone give tofu to loan?
It's a damn big fight?
Tying to save those cows their life
It can be tofu in a can
It can be tofu stew
I don't remember how, but I
Love tofu
Love tofu

Oh, why are all those poor cows just losing?
But I'm eating tofu for life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah

It's a damn big fight?
Tying to save those cows their life
It can be tofu in a can
It can be tofu stew
I don't remember how, but I
Love tofu
Love tofu

It can be tofu in a can
It can be tofu stew
I don't remember how, but I
Love tofu
Love tofu

It can be tofu in a can
It can be tofu stew
I don't remember how, but I
Love tofu
Love tofu
Love tofu
If the spelling is a bit wrong then thats no surprise.Btw: I'm a girl, not a boy! My nick name is socks because my initials spells 'bas' the french word for 'socks' thanx bye.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

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Queen Sluggy - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
ok, yeah this song is a bit gross, but you know what's even more gross? the pictures of avril lavign on the side of the screen! sorry me no likey avril, but this is a pretty good parody, socks

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