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Song Parodies -> "Orlando Bloom Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Orlando Bloom Sucks"

Parody Written by:

Gothbandgeek

The Lyrics

I'm sick of people going, "OMG, Orlando Bloom is totally hot." WELL, HE ISN"T!
I'm standing in the crowd
Preppy girls scream out loud,
"I love Orlando Bloom!"
I wish that jerk was dead
I wanna squash his head
So they don't have junk to squeal about

Please someone agree with me
He is such an idiotic fool

He's a stupid boy
Brings me the opposite of joy
His acting sucks, I hope you understand
I am so sick of that imbecile
Orlando Bloom

Bang my head on the wall
"Pirates" is good and all,
But Orlando really fouls it up
Man, is he a pain
Bet he doesn't have a brain,
Oh well, rock on, Johnny Depp!

Please someone agree with me
He is such an idiotic fool

He's a stupid boy
Brings me the opposite of joy
His acting sucks, I hope you understand
I am so sick of that imbecile
Orlando Bloom

How anyone would like him is confusing,
GET HIM OUT OF YOUR MINDS!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-yeah


He's a stupid boy
Brings me the opposite of joy
His acting sucks, I hope you understand
I am so sick of that imbecile
Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom
His acting sucks, I hope you understand
I am so sick of that imbecile
Orlando Bloom
He sucks it's true
Yeah, yeah
It is true
Copyright Avril Lavigne, Let Go, Arista Recording Company

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 30

Voting Breakdown

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 2   2
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 3   4
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Kim Sanders - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL I hate him
Michael Pacholek - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You may be right, but be warned: You never expect the Elvish Inquisition. Go easy on him, Arwen!
Arwen - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh Michael, don't be silly. I love it when people hate him. It just means that I have less competition. Not that it matters how much competition I have...

That said, I withheld my vote, as I'm SURE it would be considered biased...but the pacing was 10 times worse than you claim that Mr. Bloom's acting is. And that's pretty bad.

And go ahead and admit that you think his acting sucks based on his enomous fan base...rather than his actual talent. Honestly. If he were ugly...and none of the girls in your school worshipped him endlessly...you wouldn't have one damned thing to say about him.

And finally, I'd just like to say..."OMG, Orlando Bloom is totally hot."
Gothbandgeek - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm a girl, u know
Gothbandgeek - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not trying to dis "Lord of the Rings", or anything. Yes, I know, the pacing sucks.
Arwen - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Not sure what your gender has to do with it...but, okay.

And I KNOW you weren't trying to dis LOTR, because then I would have gotten REALLY mad...; )
Gothbandgeek - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek said, "Go easy on HIM."
Sarah - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ORLANDO SUCKS!!!!!!!! I wish he'd go to hell HE ALSO LOOKS SO GAY EVERYTIME!!!!!!!!!! I HATE ORLANDO BLOOM AND I'M PROUD!!!
Sarah - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I like LOTR but i hate Olrando. LOTR is better off without Orlando bloom. People who hate him are awsome!!!!!!!!
gothbandgeek aka kim sanders - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
rock on, sarah!
Sarah - November 27, 2005 - Report this comment
THANKS.YOU ROCK AND EVERYONE WHO HATES HIM. i'm creating a book, it's about insulting Orlando,HA HA HA HA
gothbandgeek - January 11, 2006 - Report this comment
ppl think i watch pirates of the caribbean to swoon over orlando, but he sucks!!! the movie is awesome, he doesn't deserve a part in it!!
Woe to you - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
You ppl are sick, sick, sick!
Sarah - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
woe to you, why the hell are you in here if u love that $%#* b@$!@*&. I hate (repeats 5 times)
gothbandgeek - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah, that @$$h0L3 has lost his virginity 27 times or something
sean - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I think orlando bloom suck alot. He runied Kingdom of Heaven. I was a pritty boy retard show off in Lord of the rings. He did get his ass beat on Troy which was awesome!!!!!!!!!! HIs acting sucks, since plays the same part over and over again or just blatintly ruins it. If you ever see Kingdom of heaven, watch for the part where Orlan@#%$ is standing shirtless. His nipples point out sideways its weird
haha - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
you suck.
bwahhahahaa - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
he's freakin HOT! :)
GOERGE - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
ORLANDO SUCKS AND SO DOES JOHNNY DEPP THEY SUCK LOL
DONT NEED TOO KNOW - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE HIM SOO MUCH YOUR THE ONES SITING HERE ON A COMPUTER SAYING HOW MUCH YOU HATE HIM AND AT LEAST HE IS THE DOING SOMETHING WITH HIS LIFE IF HE CAN ACT OR NOT HE IS PERGOOD LOOKING SON IN THE WORLD AND YOUR PROBLEY JUST JELOUS OF HIM STOP JUDGING HIM B4 YOU KNOW HIM HE IS PROBLEY SUCH A NICE PERSON AND YOUR JUDGDING HIM YOU NEVER HEAR ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HIM
DONT NEED TOO KNOW - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
((THE OTHER COMENT COME OUT WRONG DUNNO WHY :S)) WHY DO PEOPLE HATE HIM SOO MUCH YOUR THE ONES SITING HERE ON A COMPUTER SAYING HOW MUCH YOU HATE HIM AND AT LEAST HE IS THE DOING SOMETHING WITH HIS LIFE IF HE CAN ACT OR NOT HE IS WELL GOOD LOOKING PERSON IN THE WORLD AND YOUR PROBLEY JUST JELOUS OF HIM STOP JUDGING HIM B4 YOU KNOW HIM HE IS PROBLEY SUCH A NICE PERSON AND YOUR JUDGDING HIM YOU NEVER HEAR ANYTHING BAD ABOUT HIM ITS ALWAYS GOOD STUFF SOO STOP IT YOU JELOUS PEOPLE !!!
Jamie Moore - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Calm down, there just envious of him. I can say he is a Gentleman who is well spoken, dresses smart and is very polite. And think because he is a ladies man he will always have his share of Female fans
Kerlando xx Ai - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with "Don't Need Too Know" and Jamie Moore. To make a song like this about Orlando Bloom is really sad. Do any of you know him? And even if you think that he cannot act (which is your opinion), it's pretty pathetic that you need to make a song like this to make yourselves feel good. Jamie Moore is 100% correct with the jealousy part. All of you are just jealous; I mean he's a successful actor, voted #1 hottest British celeb, in thousands of "Hottest Guy Celeb" ratings, a hit with females, and rich. People love him and there is nothing you can do with this song. You think this will bring him down? =___=
Gothbandgeek (after 2 years! >. - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Um, wow. Looking back, this does seem somewhat petty. Saying, "Omg, I liek toadly h8 him!!!!!!1" is just as bad as saying, "Omg, I liek toadly
starscream - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
he is a mother f***er romancing girls with his f***ing boyish charm i wonder how women still think that he's cute........
Alexandra - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
allu guys r losers, b****es, and suck...ORLANDO BLOOM is the HOTTEST, SEXIEST, CUTEST, AND MOST FINEST guy on EARTH ON EARTH... this song is such a threat. f*** all of u guys... u guys r just jelous dat u cant look lika dat and can be like dat...and 4 girls dat think hes ugly plz..look at ur man if u have 1...wouldn't u have orlando bloom instead.. my bf looks just like orlando bloom and i still think orlando is hotter.. u guyz r such b****es...u r so jeloussss of him just admit it instead of making a stupid song ou of it... i hope all of u guys die cuz u deserve it...who ever wrote dis is gonna pay..that f***** b**** is gonna be f***** srry. b****ES.....who ever hates ORLANDO BLOOM!!!! u hear b****ES!!!!!
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I have not read this parody, replying to Alexandra through Latest Comments. . .I don't know Orlando Bloom, but I am just stating a point, when the defense you provide is just name calling, you fail to get your point across, it's ok to say he is attractive or nice, or this that or the other, but have a comment that is 90% asteriks, comes off as immature and you fail to win over anyone in doing so. And saying I hope all of you guys die because you deserve it (which would be the correct typing, I don't do text speak because it doesn't work in the real world) is certainly not something that is going to win your argument. That actually goes for a lot of you, the caps, the cursing, I mean how old are you guys--I haven't talked like that in. . .well, longer than I can remember, Junior High--nope, wait, 4th grade. . .nah I stopped thinking excessive cursing was cool by then also. . .I think it was 2nd or 3rd grade I used to like saying cuss words just to say them. . .the all caps I've never liked, I don't even read comments in all caps. . .not weighing in on the argument, but you guys can't think you are getting your point across by acting like children.
kaitlin marie - August 03, 2008 - Report this comment
orlando bloom is white bread chicken s***
Kate and Nicole - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
ORLANDO BLOOM IS GORGEOUS!!!!!!! w.e. lol
kill orlando !!! - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment
reasons to hate orlando (a) hes a retard (b) hes gay (c) hes worse than a natzi . (d) hes beter off dead hope somebody agrees xD
Re to Kill Orlando - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment
A is offensive to mentally challenged people, not funny

B is offensive to homosexual people, not funny

C is offensive to Jewish people, not funny

D is offensive to mankind-wishing death upon people is horrible, not funny

I don't even know who Orlando Bloom is, but making false statements about someone on that level of hate, is uncalled for and immature.
Amber - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
you Orlando haters and Obsessors are SCARY. I just like legolas sooo....DON'T HURT ME
dont ask my name! - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I think Orlando Bloom is hott but him as Legolas is even HOTTER!
U do not need to know that info! - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Leave him alone! hes hot and cute! He is really good in LOTR and really cute! he adds character to it! How many of u ppl would watch LOTR without him? The movie would suck without a hottttt Elf like him!
Roob - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Ok, this is the truth: Orlando is not a very good actor, but sometimes, he is really good. AND SO WHAT IF HE IS NOT A VERY GOOD ACTOR???? How sick are you to write a song about him. That is so f***ing dirty!! Leave him alone, and think about you actions. Is this how you want to live? This is my most friendly message to the writers: DIE
Tony - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
"All you people care about is viewers and making money off of him. He's a human! LEAVE ORLANDO ALONE!" Wow. What a discussion. You'd think someone insulted Obama or something.
Orlandobloom_RIP - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Actually he was fine as a elf but stunk up as blacksmith in pirates of the carribean. He played the same damm weak role he did in lord of the ring.
gdgsd - February 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I dont see why people hate him i actually like his acting.

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