My agent called to warn me
"This is the case
you are no longer sixteen
showing signs of age
and you're getting fatter
getting way too wide
I think it's time for you to diet

A real good plastic surgeon
can make lines disappear
and get rid of those 'crows feet'
and shorten those big ears
Botox injections
yes, then your lips will puff
Hmmm...enlarge that bust

'Cause looking old - you can't afford
a face-lift - you must do
Who will know?
Then some teeth white-ning
make bright your smile
A face-lift you must do
Have that skin pulled tight...

Yeah, yeah

You need to remain slender
and not gain any weight
then starve yourself
the pounds will all melt right away
Breasts, maybe you'll pad
No, do them, too
Chin and cheeks
to tuck and nip
that loose skin"

"Nobody told me I'd have to 'whore' "
Get naked, then you'll do
TV shows
"When they're through with me
I'll have no pride
My soul shakes, heart pounding
I've sold all my rights"
(get naked)

those tits, yeah
show those tits, ho'
(get naked)
Sho-oh-oh
yeah, hey, yeah,
show some mo', ho'
yeah, hey, yeah
(show mo')
Your agent - reminds you
"Babe, show more"

They will all prey upon you
nowhere to hide
they're gonna, yes, gonna
use and screw you...
(take you, baby, for one rough ride)
They're gonna bleed you...
they sure will, yeah

They'll degrade - then discard you
"Bye-bye" your pride
You'll get used and abused, baby...