-> "Pet"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Parody Song Title:
"Pet"
Parody Written by:
aPfeL bITs
The Lyrics
Yeah
Play with me
After school
We'll play with Scruffy
All the
other kids at school
Have got
Something really cool
Like a
dog or cat or kind of pet
But me not yet
Well my
birthday's coming round
So far
I've not made a sound
So then
my dad asked me what to get
I said "A pet!"
I wait a while
"Cause he had a smile
Perched on his face
What a disgrace
Because all the time
He hadn't spent a dime on me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and get a hobo from the street?
Though I want a pet you shouldn't get me a drunken guy named Pete
Why'd you get him?
I hate his smell it's like I'm in a toilet If I could I would sell him
He has a bad smell every nobo I"ve met has stated
Oh, ho, oh
Well dad
really is proud
At dinner
he's real loud
"Bout how
he's a genius
Finding Pete
Like he was a treat
Well I
said I hated him
Told dad
if I rated him
I said
over and over again
From 1-10
He'd get a 2
And that a you
Should get me a dog
Not a smelly old hog
Told him again
That Pete smells out-dated
Well see
I can't have fun with this man as I have stated
Well, he's good for the thought but his stench is overrated
Trust my word now
Well, yes he can snore and he can bore me right out my wits but is he fun, really is he as much fun as he's hated?
No, no, no
Not close
No, no
Oh, no
No, no
No, No
No, no
My mom said they did their best
And they couldn't find the rest
Well I didn't believe her
"Cause I saw an ad for a golden retriever
In her favorite
Sunday paper
That cannot
Escape her
I want a pet
Why won't they let me?
Get one
Why'd you have to go and lie to me?
When's the last time that you honestly?
Took a good look
For a dog or a cat or a bird or a fish or a rat or a bat or something?
Did you spend any time?
No, no, no
Instead you went and got me a hobo
You could have looked up and down and around the globo
You looked down the street
Oh I wait for a bird or a cat or a reptilian thing or something else
If you looked around then my name is Jack Lobo
Oh you liars
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