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Song Parodies -> "As the Time Ticks Day by Day"

Original Song Title:

"These Things I'll Never Say"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"As the Time Ticks Day by Day"

Parody Written by:

Ragdoll

The Lyrics

A tribute to a certain nominated pre-algebra and algebra teacher who
I must admit is my hero. Gosh, if you are reading this, this is pretty
embarrassing, but please keep in mind this was written when I was
full of emotion. I did work DAMN hard. I know what you would say to
my cussing too... "such language!" Arr, arr, arr.
This morning I woke up
I tried to start my day
And face the task at hand
Got debts to pay
The lights are out upstairs
I cannot concentrate
A reason in the dark to celebrate
'Cause these years have sped by
You've spread my wings for flight
But at night I still cry
I still cry
Sigh..
If I could do what I want to do
I'd relive the moment, I met... you
Soak every detail in
Always wonder where you've been
And if I could just perfect my past
Our time together, I'd make
Minutes last
Be with me today
Yes, I'm wishing my life away
As the time ticks day by day
I'm drowning in my thoughts
My life is lost in space
Can't I just continue
This raging race
Focus won't return
Blindly groping through this maze
Wait, do I hear your footsteps in the haze
'Cause these years have sped by
You've spread my wings for flight
But at night I still cry
I still cry
Sigh..
If I could do what I want to do
I'd relive the moment, I met... you
Soak every detail in
Always wonder where you've been
And if I could just perfect my past
Our time together, I'd make
Minutes last
Be with me today
Yes, I'm wishing my life away
As the time ticks day by day
I'm deaf, and I'm dumb
My sense slipping away
Climbing, falling
Just dreaming of yesterday
'Cause these years have sped by
You've spread my wings for flight
But at night I still cry
I still cry
Sigh..
If I could do what I want to do
I'd relive the moment, I met... you
Soak every detail in
Always wonder where you've been
And if I could just per-fect my past
Our time together, I'd make
Minutes last
Be with me today
Yes, I'm wishing my life away
As the time ticks day by day
As the time ticks day by day.

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Paul Robinson - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
have to come back to this...I know the OS, but I can't remember exactly how it paces and flows right at this moment...
Andrew Darwitan - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
334 Story kinda boring..
Ragdoll - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Andrew, I appreciate your time to put in the comments, but although the story may be boring in your opinion, I tried to capture "life." Life can be boring, but if you were in my shoes in this past, you'd agree it was far from boring... Thanks, though!

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