Song Parodies -> Avril's Songs Make Me Constipated
| Original Song Title: | "Complicated" |
| Original Performer: | Avril Lavigne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Avril's Songs Make Me Constipated" |
| Parody Written by: | Stephen Harrington |
This is story parody about me, Step-chan. In the story; for some reason, Avril's songs cause me constipation. Read as I go to get help from Maiku, Miina and Karen(from Please Twins!). Then I go to see Minoru(From Please Teacher!) and Red Ant.
Uh oh, it's her songs
oh no, oh no, something just went wrong
this feels so wrong
oh no, oh no, what feels so strong
Songs by Avril Lavigne play
it's weird, I'm feeling so deranged
and I am blocked, everyone can see
what's with me
I went and visited Maiku
He asked, "are you feeling fine?"
Step-chan you look like you are so stressed out
then I told him
I'm trying to go, it won't come out
when Avril's songs play, my bowels won't relax
I haven't went in days, Miina and Karen will you
tell me...
Why do Avril's songs always make me so constipated?
songs that lock up my GI tract and always leave me strainin'
I took some prune juice and exlax and I even tried a cleansing
but I still can't get back to regularity
I don't want to die due to self-contamination
Maiku said, "This is very weird"
it's nothing that you should fear
here is the address to Minoru's
he can help you
I went to Minoru's place
I told him, what caused my case
he told me the cure is quite simple
and what you'll need
Are certain songs by "Alice In Chains"
and "Nirvana" to make you flow again
just listen to the songs on this list then you
will be...
Cured of the trigger that had caused your constipation
her songs have a weird affect and cause your bowels bad retention
just listen and you will find that your own problem begins to fade
and then you get to regularity
now you will cure your problem of bad constipation
I asked Red Ant for some help
some of these songs I do not have
he said, "here are the songs that you need"
I thanked him
Then I went home and listened to them
felt something go pop and then it relaxed
it's time for me to go, I'm going to the bathroom
alright...
I just went and now I'm no longer constipated
I filled the toilet up so full it will need to be irrigated
Bleed the freak, Drain you, Confusion
Pen cap chew, Rooster, Been a son
and Them bones just brought back my regularity
now I don't feel the strain of irregularity
I just went and now I'm no longer constipated
I filled the toilet up so full it will need to be irrigated
On a plain, Sunshine, If you must
We die young, Milk it, Put you down
and Blandest just brought back my regularity
now I don't feel the strain of irregularity
oh no, oh no, something just went wrong
this feels so wrong
oh no, oh no, what feels so strong
Songs by Avril Lavigne play
it's weird, I'm feeling so deranged
and I am blocked, everyone can see
what's with me
I went and visited Maiku
He asked, "are you feeling fine?"
Step-chan you look like you are so stressed out
then I told him
I'm trying to go, it won't come out
when Avril's songs play, my bowels won't relax
I haven't went in days, Miina and Karen will you
tell me...
Why do Avril's songs always make me so constipated?
songs that lock up my GI tract and always leave me strainin'
I took some prune juice and exlax and I even tried a cleansing
but I still can't get back to regularity
I don't want to die due to self-contamination
Maiku said, "This is very weird"
it's nothing that you should fear
here is the address to Minoru's
he can help you
I went to Minoru's place
I told him, what caused my case
he told me the cure is quite simple
and what you'll need
Are certain songs by "Alice In Chains"
and "Nirvana" to make you flow again
just listen to the songs on this list then you
will be...
Cured of the trigger that had caused your constipation
her songs have a weird affect and cause your bowels bad retention
just listen and you will find that your own problem begins to fade
and then you get to regularity
now you will cure your problem of bad constipation
I asked Red Ant for some help
some of these songs I do not have
he said, "here are the songs that you need"
I thanked him
Then I went home and listened to them
felt something go pop and then it relaxed
it's time for me to go, I'm going to the bathroom
alright...
I just went and now I'm no longer constipated
I filled the toilet up so full it will need to be irrigated
Bleed the freak, Drain you, Confusion
Pen cap chew, Rooster, Been a son
and Them bones just brought back my regularity
now I don't feel the strain of irregularity
I just went and now I'm no longer constipated
I filled the toilet up so full it will need to be irrigated
On a plain, Sunshine, If you must
We die young, Milk it, Put you down
and Blandest just brought back my regularity
now I don't feel the strain of irregularity
Drain you, Pen cap chew, Been a son, On a plain, If you must, Milk it and Blandest are Nirvana songs. Bleed the freak, Confusion, Rooster, Them bones, Sunshine, We die young and Put you down are Alice In Chains songs. Some parts don't rhyme because I got the lyrics I wanted. Special thanks to Red Ant, who allowed me to use his name in the lyrics.
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I triple-one you not because I like Avril, but because this has been done before. Repeatedly. And better. Ant, you should disavow yourselves of this guy while you have the chance.
Well, at least you have the courage to post that you don't like it. I was badly handicapped when I wrote this anyway, so I won't take it the wrong way(I'll be sticking to Nirvana and other stuff I have from now on). I don't own any of Avril's CDs and I've only heard "Complicated" 4 maybe 5 times total, with the last time being last year. I went by lyrics alone. I wished the first person would've posted when they voted, I can always use a good laugh. But I see what Red Ant meant.
Yep, Step-chan, I tried to tell you this wouldn't fly well. No vote for now, but cool how you worked in all the song names.
I've learned my lesson.
I won't vote... It was stupid enough for me to do a constipated parody, but now that you do it about a month after me, it's just... well, not that great either. I guess with a little re-writing it could be funny, and the pacing is way off... stick to the anime stuff
Thanks for your honesty. I appreciated it. I probably would have done a better job with the theme if I picked a Nirvana song instead. That's what I get for using a one of Avril's songs, it's a territory I'm not familiar with(I wasn't sure if I paced it right, I only have the lyrics and I won't buy her CDs).
Seeing as how I avoid Nirvana songs like the plague, you won't have to worry about me triple-oneing them.
No worries here.
Somebody actually gave me a 5 in pacing?
Hmm.. my last comment came out a lot meaner than I meant. I still think that your parody is better funny wise, but you gotta admit, your pacing isn't that great, but i forgive you because you've made good stuff, and you haven't heard this in a while.
I'm not worried about it, I tried it out and it didn't work the way I thought it would. Red Ant actually told me that this type of theme had been done many times(I wasn't aware of it, I've only voted on two parodies of Complicated, one here and one on whatfreaks, apparently I didn't look down the list far enough). This also proves a theory that songs shouldn't be done with just the lyrics. I didn't think your comment sounded mean, you were just being honest.
By the way, nice song references
Thank you! I think trying to make it into a story type of parody probably caused alot of the pacing errors and since I don't own the CD with the original on it, I couldn't tell if I was pacing it right or not. I counted the syllables from the original lyrics I wrote down and that's about as good as I could get it, I also know not to trust lyricsondemand, since they are inaccurate with alot of Nirvana songs. I wasn't sure how accurate they were with Complicated.
Wierd Al's was way better, at least at the begining started off like her's!!
Well, it's not easy to write a parody with the lyrics alone. That's all I had to go by. This would have been better as a fanfiction story than a song parody anyway. Thanks for your input.
Your right it's not that bad, it's really quit truthfull!!! Good Job!!
I wasn't mad in responding to you, just to let you know. ;) This is one of those parody faux pas I did.
i fink its real funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
avril u are the best come to el paso so u can have a consert!!!!
What the? O__O
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