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Song Parodies -> "Beagle Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Beagle Blues"

Parody Written by:

Kim Sanders

The Lyrics

I lost my other parody, and the one before that! So I am writing again.
Can't you see I am just a mutt
Born into a litter of beagle pups
Bought for $800 and I came with a leash
But my owners don't believe
That I am really a dog
They say I just have a mental prob.
What is it gonna take to make them see?
I'm somebody else
Not a girl named Amy Seltz
Just look at my behind
I swear that I have a tail!

CHORUS
Woof, woof!
I bit the mailman and for it I got sedated.
My owners call me daughter!
When will they see that we're not related?
Man, this is slaughter!
And when I
drank-
from the toilet-
they really got mad.
I entered the county dog show and-guess what?
I made it!
Oow! Ooow! Oooow!

My owners put the dog buscuits out of reach.
Darn!
They won't let me fetch frisbees at the beach.
They keep trying to teach me to read a book.
But I won't look-
at the words on the page.
Who heard of a smart pooch anyway?
I much rather sleep in the sun.
Until the day is done.
What is it gonna take to make them see?
I'm somebody else
Not a girl named Amy Seltz
Just look at my behind
I swear that I have a tail!

CHORUS
Woof, woof!
I bit the mailman and for it I got sedated.
My owners call me daughter!
When will they see that we're not related?
Man, this is slaughter!
And when I
drank-
from the toilet-
they really got mad.
I entered the county dog show and-guess what?
I made it!
Oow! Ooow!

CHORUS
I bit the mailman and for it I got sedated.
My owners call me daughter!
When will they see that we're not related?
Man, this is slaughter!
And when I
drank-
from the toilet-
they really got mad.
I entered the county dog show and-guess what?
I made it!
Oow! Ooow! Ooow ooow.



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Jenny L. - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, this is funny i was having trouble breathing i was lafing so hard!
Kim - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
To all the Avril Lavigne fans out there, I'm really sorry. I'm one, too, so I know how you feel. I just needed a tune that I knew really well, that's all.
Red Ant - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is funny and looks well rhymed, and the main thing is you spelled her name correctly and didn't turn this OS into "Constipated". ;-) 5s.
Avril Police - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne190.shtml
Jane - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey! my sister wrote this song!
Kim - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the email, Red Ant. You're the only person who emailed me.
gabriel - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
u rock my socks off like yoda this is hilarious keep it comin

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