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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

Also been done, but I did it anyway, like 3 years ago. If you notice the cat reference and the fact that I have many cat songs, it's because I made an album about cats, (never to be released.)
What the-heck is going on?
I feel-something coming on.
But the-poo just won't come out,
So I'll pout.
I've been-sittin' in the John,
But it's-taking much too long.
So I've-decided to write this song, to pass time along.

It sticks to my butt, it won't come out.
I gotta push, to come out of my tush.
I had some cat, and now it's killing me.

Tell me, Why'd my cat go and make me so constipated?
Because I try and I try to go and I hate it.
Man, I'm sitting. And I push, really hard, won't come out,
Nothing so far, hurts my head, still there's no poo.
Should I go and get myself a medication? No, no, no.

So I-went to the store. And my-stomach was so sore.
I went-down the aisle, soon I smiled.
I saw-many medicines. I took-the one that made din-din.
Come out-and it made me mad, "cause it worked bad!

It sticks to my butt, it won't come out.
I gotta push, to make it come out of my tush.
I had some cat, and now they're killing me.

Tell me, Why'd my cat go and make me so constipated?
Because I try and I try to go and I hate it.
Man, I'm sitting. And I push, really hard, won't come out,
Nothing so far, hurts my head, still there's no poo.
Should I go and get myself a medication? No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
mmm-mmm.

What the-heck is going on?
I feel-something coming on.
But the-poo just won't come out,
So I'll pout.

It sticks to my butt, it won't come out.
I gotta push, to make it come out of my tush.
I had some cat, and now they're killing me.

Tell me, Why'd my cat go and make me so constipated?
Because I try and I try to go and I hate it.
Man, I'm sitting. And I push, really hard, won't come out,
Nothing so far, hurts my head, still there's no poo.
should I go and get myself a medication? No, no, no.

Tell me, Why'd my cat go and make me so constipated? (Yeah-Ee-Yeah!)
Because I try and I try to go and I hate it.
Man, I'm sitting. And I push, really hard, won't come out,
Nothing so far, hurts my head, still there's no poo.
Should I go and get myself a medication? No, no, no.
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Dumb Ass Kid - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This is sh*t. A truly BOG standard parody. 312
Pooper Scooper - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This is cr*p! A load of crip!!!
The Avril Police - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne190.shtml 'nuff said.
Dominic L. - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Like I said, I KNOW IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE
Dominic L. - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
And DAK and Pooper... maybe that's because this is a song about poop
Your Worst Nightmare - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
The most overdone parody ever. It does not even deserve my vote.
Dominic L. - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
OK, maybe it does suck, but oh well... I'm just putting all the parodies I can, as long as they're not worse than this. (OK, I admit it, I do normally write very bad parodies)... oh well.
John C - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Try something else, besides what's been done by everybody here.
Stephen aka Step-chan - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Ouch, I'm not the only one that got burned for doing something like this(you actually got it worse in the comments department). Your's looks better organized than mine, since I wrote mine while looking at the original lyrics only(I should have picked a Nirvana song for it instead of an Avril lavigne song). Now I know that going by lyrics alone for a parody(especially this song) is useless. You definetly did a better job than I did.

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