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Song Parodies -> "Walmart Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Walmart Boy"

The Lyrics

Basically about Wal*Mart, I think it's cool.
He was a boy
They were white trash
Can you rollback the prices more?
He was Walmart
And she was shopping
What more can I buy?
She bought some stuff.
She'd never pay.
Elderly greeters by the door.
And their fingers.
Stuck up their nose.
They want to Walmart bought some clothes.

He was a walmart boy
Bought all their stuff there boy.
The prices were good enough for her.
Prices were low
Mom and pop shops closed down.
There's a Walmart in every country on earth.

5 years from now
Other stores closed
Acting like babies selling good stuff
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
That "Dateline on NBC"
And on CNN
There's Larry King
She calls up the show
Talkin' about
That place called "Walmart"
She goes along
Parks her Hummer
Looks at those American flags "Made in China"

He was a walmart boy
Bought all their stuff there boy.
The prices were good enough for her.
Prices were low
Mom and pop shops closed down.
There's a Walmart in every country on earth.

Sorry girl we're closing down.
Walmart has all the customers now.
They hate us and we hate them.
All the mom and pop shops end
Too bad they didn't shop there,
See the store that it could be
There is more down at Walmart
There is so much inside

He was a walmart boy
Bought all their stuff there boy.
The prices were good enough for her.
Prices were low
Mom and pop shops closed down.
There's a Walmart in every country on earth.

It's just a store
And they're shopping there
Can we bring more customers
"Free Hotdog Night"
Buying that stuff
How it's all over the world

I'm shopping at Walmart
Go and break Target's heart
Can barely fit in the aisles
Clothing department
Now hear the song I wrote
About the store we shop at (repeat)

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 12

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Alyssa - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think theres a walmart in Australia, well i've never seen one here anyway... I think this was pretty good, it didn't make me laugh, but then again i'm not in a very good mood. I think you should've edited it a bit more to get it perfect. But overall, pretty good
Michael Pacholek - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
GREAT premise... weak execution and rhyming.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
'Weak' is an exageration - I barely gave it twos. Here's a shopping list for the next time you write a parody: Decent rhymes, Better choruses, Better verses, Some humour, The original song. Try buying those in Walmart 212
Mitch O - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry but... I sort of thought this made no sense. It was a great idea but bad parody.
2Eagle - April 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Next stop garage sales.
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey what the hell? I didn't write this. Somebody's using my name.
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the other parody I want removed from my list. I didn't write it and nor do I approve of it.

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