He was a boy
They were white trash
Can you rollback the prices more?
He was Walmart
And she was shopping
What more can I buy?
She bought some stuff.
She'd never pay.
Elderly greeters by the door.
And their fingers.
Stuck up their nose.
They want to Walmart bought some clothes.

He was a walmart boy
Bought all their stuff there boy.
The prices were good enough for her.
Prices were low
Mom and pop shops closed down.
There's a Walmart in every country on earth.

5 years from now
Other stores closed
Acting like babies selling good stuff
She turns on TV
Guess who she sees
That "Dateline on NBC"
And on CNN
There's Larry King
She calls up the show
Talkin' about
That place called "Walmart"
She goes along
Parks her Hummer
Looks at those American flags "Made in China"

He was a walmart boy
Bought all their stuff there boy.
The prices were good enough for her.
Prices were low
Mom and pop shops closed down.
There's a Walmart in every country on earth.

Sorry girl we're closing down.
Walmart has all the customers now.
They hate us and we hate them.
All the mom and pop shops end
Too bad they didn't shop there,
See the store that it could be
There is more down at Walmart
There is so much inside

He was a walmart boy
Bought all their stuff there boy.
The prices were good enough for her.
Prices were low
Mom and pop shops closed down.
There's a Walmart in every country on earth.

It's just a store
And they're shopping there
Can we bring more customers
"Free Hotdog Night"
Buying that stuff
How it's all over the world

I'm shopping at Walmart
Go and break Target's heart
Can barely fit in the aisles
Clothing department
Now hear the song I wrote
About the store we shop at (repeat)