They're two twins boys
They like nice girls
Could they make it any more obvious?
Might think that they're punks
But they're okay
What more can I say?
They write funny stuff
Stuff that could sell
Secretly I think they're doing well
Do they have friends?
Nobody knows
They will when the Bradys turn pros

They're just the Brady Boys
Could say that they're crazy boys
But I know there's nothing wrong with that
They write clever parodies
Should be on the BBC
Then maybe Tim can get with Kat!

10 years from now
They still write their songs
Making a million they can't go wrong
3 million Cds
And on MTV
They're even on everyone's MP3s
They have loads of friends
And everyone knows
That's why they've had multiple sell-out shows
5 number ones
US and UK
They make hundreds every day

They are the Brady Boys
Now they're both ladies' boys
There isn't a girl that they can't get
It started on Amiright
And exploded overnight
But they haven't out-riched Bill Gates yet
They're wealthy Brady Boys
They like making lots of noise
They party from evening into dawn
Now they're both superstars
With mansions and flashy cars
Destined for this since they were born

Gave them 1s? Then you missed out
Well tough sh*t, who's laughing now?
They are more than two mad twins
I've seen the artists kept within
If only you'd gave them all 5s
You'd be living better lives
They sold out and made a mint
Whilst you live alone and skint

You hated them
They hated you
Could you make it any more obvious?
The look on your face
That dirty scowl
But they've got one on you now!

Superstar Brady Boys
You can't call Jim or Tim toys
They've got a lot more wealth than you
They've had their enemies
But now they've got NMEs
And now there's nothing you can do
Thanks to the Brady Boys
Their songs give me lots of joy
I like how they post them every day
They come up with clever rhymes
Not once but every time
Just thought i'd write this song to say