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Song Parodies -> "G@ggie G!rl (Christina Aguilera's Tale)"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"G@ggie G!rl (Christina Aguilera's Tale)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is a song is about Christina Aguilera. I like pop music very much and I do like Britney, Mandy etc (don't slay me for saying this) and I do enjoy their work, blah blah.. but Christina.. she just copies whatever she sees... like "Dirrty", the video and the song, is a rip off of Slave 4 U by Brit and her voice sounds identical to Mariah and Whitney. I'm very sorry to all Christina fans, this is just my opinion. Anyway, I hope u enjoy the parody..
She was a boy,
Now she's a girl
Can I make it anymore obvious
She used to flunk
At school and her grades
"F" and stayed that way

She has fake hair
I wish I could tell
That girl that she can go to hell
I'm sure she smells bad
Must have lost her nose
Along with most of her ugly clothes

She is a Gaggie Girl
I think I'm about to hurl
Christina A disgusts me
She had a pretty face
But now it's a big disgrace
Wish she'll get out of Earth

10 years from now
No one will know
Who she is and think "where did she go"
I'll turn on TV
And guess what I'll see
Christina A banned from MTV

Her latest song
It's called "Dirrty"
Can't you see How much she copied Britney
Her attitude
Arrogant and rude
If I see her vid I will lose my food

Coz she's a damn Genie Girl
She ruined the pop music world
Copyin' other people too
Yea, she's a superstar
But she won't get that far
Her cd ain't what your cash's worth

Sorry Chrissie, please get out
Your anoying me right now
Go play with... oh you've no friends
This is where your story ends
Too bad that you've got no taste
Your poor family you disgrace
You've got talent but you use
It all for that "Dirrty" poop

She used to be
Nice and pretty
But now she's a slut shown on MTV

Copyin Brit
Mariah and Whit
But she can't be just how they

She is a Gaggie Ho
Can't stand her any more
I wish they'd just cancel her show
I'll burn down the studio
If she sings that song they wrote
For this talentless Genie girrllll.......

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 30

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Bee - December 05, 2002 - Report this comment
Haha that was funny, good work!
Uh huh - December 05, 2002 - Report this comment
Yeah, at least Christina can sing and doesnt suck face in her videos.
Mel Kleindienst - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
hmm..... Don't ruin an Avial Lavigne song on your Parody about Christina, dearie, use a Britney or Christina song!!!!
Jsin - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
I hate Christina too and reading this has made my day. Great parody!
RogueSiren - December 07, 2002 - Report this comment
I don't think we should be saying the song is good or bad becaz we like the artist they are bagging out or not. Anyway I liked the parody, even though I like Christina A anywayz.
liz - December 07, 2002 - Report this comment
i think she is a great singer and knows wot she is doin and does not need all of u lot on her back - December 11, 2002 - Report this comment
I'm glad ur cracking on dat heffa but dirrty was a copy off of Red Man's song Let's get dirty
Malvizee - December 22, 2002 - Report this comment
Hehehehe.... good job!!
Trisha Ryan - February 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey prtty cool song you came up with girly girl. Hope you get a chance to check mine out too. I like Avril but I ean come on... Its a great tune to make fun o someone...great job!!! PS my song is called "Faggot Boi"
me - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
yeh she is a bit of a tart but hu cares she cant half sing, give her sum credit!
WackoGrrl319 - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Gr8 song... i h8 christina,2.... the ironic thing iz that i like one of her songz.... basically the only one she didn't write herself.... LOL. And I think it'z OK that u used Avril'z song, although Avril'z awesome. It has a catchy tune and ur material workz gr8 with it.
Michael Pacholek - March 02, 2003 - Report this comment
She can SO half-sing! More's the pity. Or, in the words titling a play by John Ford (not the Western-movie director) in England in 1629, "'Tis Pity She's a Whore." But Avril and Michelle can play guitar (well, better than me), and Alicia can play piano. The only instrument Britney's ever played is...Justin's. (Sex reference? Oops, I did it again... And Fred Durst's...)
hottopicfairy - April 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Gr8 song! She iz soooooooooo annoying. Why does she have gay people in her videos? Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder?
Marcel - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
nice that's all i have to say
Marcel - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Am I talking to Avial here?
ZFF - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
"She ruined the pop music world"? How can you ruin something that sucks anyway? And saying her songs and videos are rip offs of other "artists" (I use the term loosely)- 99% of pop songs and videos are identical anyway. (By the way, I'm not defending her, she needs to learn to sing)
lilly - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
hey nice and sweet job i liked it alot.i love Avrils songs{NOT CRISTINA'S SONGS she thinks she is all that well i need to go by.
lilly - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
hey nice and sweet job i liked it alot.i love Avrils songs{NOT CRISTINA'S SONGS she thinks she is all that well i need to go by.
Who cares neways?? - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
jus wanna say, how could u say that?? beleive me, the gurl can sing!! i'd like to c u do betta! don't critasize (or howeva u spell it) sumthin jus coz ur jellous!
chris - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
finally an avril parody that doesnt rip on avril.
lanika - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
christina can sing better than that ho britney spears,her songs are about something other than boys,and i'd like to see you sing better than her. she also does more than suck face,flirt,etc. christina sings like she means it, not like that s*** britney spears sings about

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