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Song Parodies -> "Sk8er Alex"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Sk8er Alex"

Parody Written by:

Alex Mad

The Lyrics

One of my many songs from 'Alex Mad' - a song about Alex killing a boy and finding herself in a pretty bad situation.
He was a boy
Alex was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious
He did ballet
She he a gun
What more can I say
He wanted her
She'd never tell
That secretly she wanted to kill him as well
But all of her friends
Stuck up their nose
And they had a problem with her baggy clothes

He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy
I've got a gun so now you're dead
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to be put in a straight-jacket

Five years from now
She sits in jail
In A-Block, she's all alone
She bangs her head
Against the wall
And gives herself a bruise, black and all
She yells up to God
He already knows
And he bought tickets to see her show
She pulls out her gun
Shoots God in the head
Looks up at the man that she shot dead

He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy
I've got a gun so now you're dead
Now he's 6 feet below
Alex won, there you go
Does your pretty face see what you've done
(repeat)

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck, that boy's dead now
You should've been friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that she couldn't see
See how dead that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
And now there is no soul inside

He is just dead
Alex is just a murderer
Can I make it any more obvious
She's a pyromaniac
With a gun and a match
Alex will blow up the world

Alex met a ballet boy
She said see ya later boy
She won't be at the funeral
She'll be in jail
Sick and pale
Dying and so miserable
(repeat)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.3
Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 3

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Mr Critic - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Simply awful....I would give you some constructive criticism, but if you think this is a worthwhile parody, you're beyond help. Pacing: awful- you've lifted half the original song, and the bits you've changed were totally out of sync. Subject matter- violent, juvenile, braindead rubbish. Go back to the drawing board. 211

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