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Song Parodies -> "Don't Sell Me (The Sweater Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Tell Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Sell Me (The Sweater Song)"

Parody Written by:

sXe LeXi 5X2

The Lyrics

You picked me out and tried me on,
I fit
So you bought me that day
I was made in Bombay
I am blue and yellow
You cut my tags, made sure I had no snags
And you were good to go
I thought I was nice enough
Choosing me was not tough
And I did not cost much

You wore me on Christmas,
But I am not festive
Your mom said to give me away!

I didn't think you were gonna have to give me up so soon
I didn't think I was gonna end up hand-me-downs by noon
Don't sell me 'cause I'm new
Don't sell me on eBay
No matter what they pay!

I haven't yet got a spot
I thought you liked me a lot
And you look nicely dressed
I'm pulled over your head
Then thrown on the bed
Oh, what's next I dread

You wore me on Christmas,
But I am not festive
Your mom said to throw me away!

I didn't think you were gonna have to give me up so soon
I didn't think I was gonna end up hand-me-downs by noon
Don't sell me 'cause I'm new
Don't sell me on eBay
No matter what they pay!

This basket that you threw me in will make me smell, I wasn't worn
Don't forget that you just bought me yesterday!

I didn't think you were gonna have to give me up so soon
I didn't think I was gonna end up hand-me-downs by noon
Don't sell me 'cause I'm new
Don't sell me on eBay
No matter what they pay!
No matter what they pay,
I look better on you anyway!

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