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Song Parodies -> "The Dora The Explorer Goes Evil Song"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"The Dora The Explorer Goes Evil Song"

The Lyrics

NOTE TO SELF: Next time I babysit my four year old niece....NEVER watch Dora the Explorer.
Swiper no swiping
Come on Bobados
Swiper no swiping
Chill Boots
What you yelling for?
We've sailed a chocolate pond before
And if you don't shut up now
You'll die...POW!
Well, I guess it's too late
Boots in his grave will be laid
That annoying monkey
Will no longer breathe
Tell me...
Why ya have to go and make
Map so complicated
Speaking Spanish
At random points in the show
So I just feel jaded
Yeah, my shows like this
Swiper swipes, Boots jumps
Music plays, Map sings
Mountains talk, Dora was jumped
Wait a sec, no she wasn't
Sorry kids bye bye to the explorer
It's Dora's Grand Theft Auto
She comes to Map unnanounced
Dressed up to rob his house
And if the little kiddies could see
This on TV
They'd follow your every command
Just say you're a thief
Grand Theft Auto Dora
Sure seems cool to me
Tell me
Why'd they have to go and make me
so over-rated
I'm telling you
That other boy got Dora pregant
Oopsies..who's the Daddy?
Is it Map?
Is it Boots?
Is it Swiper?
Is it Squireel?
Is it Troll?
And the DNA test
Well, it seems that Boots was Daddy
Killing spree
Bang bang
Bang bang
Bang bang
Bang bang
Bang bang
Bang bang
Chill kids, what ya crying for?
Never seen Dora talk trash before
That's cause I'm the witch
And you're my b*tch!
I'm somebody else
Round everyone else
But then late at night
I become a fright
Prepare your young eyes
For homicidal Dora
Yeah yeah!
Why ya gotta go and get an 47.
Colt revolver
Are you gonna go blow away some more
Yeah yeah
With a nuke
And a key
And a fuse
And a bomb
And some flaming dog crap
I'm gonna go on a killing spree
Bang bang bang...

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 62

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Lee Rasiel - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
It's okay to watch it with a four year old.
sk8er girl - December 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Never watched Dora the explorer...BTW...who is she??????????
Andrew Darwitan - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't like Dora the Explorer either.
Kurama - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You rock! i hate dora, nice parody.
liam gray - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
i dont like dora,she cheats
crazy boy - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't like dora,how does she do it?????????
lilo the dog - June 13, 2005 - Report this comment
you rock am i right
me - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
am i right,you rule
AVM - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious! But the pacing could've been better.
Leila Chan - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious, and I hate Dora, but who over age six doesn't?
Chibi Babe - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! Kick @$$
.. nocomment.. - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
aswsome man - December 05, 2006 - Report this comment
It rules!!!! Dora's anbidiot. you rock am i right!!!!
willis - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!! 4 yr old cousin hates Dora and it makes me sick, when on her birthday, all these stupid adults buy her dora crap...shes doen't like it!!! Stop buying kids branded products!! yeash everywhere i go its dora dora dora!!!! make me wanna gag
yoni - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
DORA sucks you peoples are retarded
K4J - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
As a Christian, dora SUCKS. and 2 all the people who think she's alright, well even if u don't believe it, the end is near(rapture) and if u keep buying into this satanic stuff u r all staying and not going to Heaven. even if u think its funny well its really not, n o' well its ur lives ur putting in risk.
blizman101 - October 12, 2007 - Report this comment
holy crap i hate dora but that is funny man
Loz&Ez - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll have you all know dora the explorer is zee greatest progamme EVER! How many 7 year old explorers do you know who have the courage to travel across crocodile lake and a bridge with a grumpy old troll underneath eh? A young girl with the bravery to trek throuh dark forest with falling nuts who stands up to a cunning fox. She stays calm in bad situation even when the annoying monkey is at her side repeating everything she says. And have I mentioned she can speak 2 languages? I meaaaaan HOW clever!? Poo on my bob hairdo. Yours bobhaircutly, Lozbob and bezbob. forever and always. in the depths of your heart. like a moth to the flame like the bob on doras head. like boots head up doras bumbob. like swiper he great [hes 1 fine fox] swipers my boyfriend. evern though hes ginge.. we love him!! Oh maaaaan! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx hello. ar u ok?
lexi - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment
dora is just plain messed up! doooorrrraaa iss sooo f-ing retarded!!! who carez what kinda character she is and how old shay iz. she's just f-ing messed up. she cheatz on boots wit deigo and all this other s***! god damn it dora! she's a f-in cartoon. who carez what she doez! god damn it dora!
K4J - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment
To: Loz&Ez, Dora is just a cartoon calm down! she knows 2 languages so what? I know 3! DORA SUCKS! in case you didn't know that cartoon is satanic! 'cuz if u'd play her theme song backwards you'll see that she speaks a whole bunch of crap, just go to google(websites),-"Dora's evil song"-and you'll hear what she says. and again DORA SUCKS!
3 - August 10, 2008 - Report this comment
PIGY B8 - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
that song was funny so funny that i was f*c*en LOL!!!!!!!
"What if Mr. Krabs is... a robot?"- Spongebob - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I also hate Dora who likes Dora anyway?
Random Person - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah. Dora sucks. Those idiot Mattel dudes say that they're shoving in tween clothing around her idiot body and calling her "for kids 5 and over" SHE'S STILL UGLY!!!
IMAGOOFYGOOBER - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Rosie is awesome! - April 24, 2016 - Report this comment
I hate dora.I just realized when i was 4,i loved dora and i cried just because i wanted a dora blanket
Ola Stobiecka Alexandra - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
It Is Very Funny!!! No 🐲.
Hater 115 - May 14, 2017 - Report this comment
I hate Dora such a f***ing cartoon f*** that satanic b**** besides her head is to large to contain sense mtcheeew 🤢
Yum,Burp! - May 14, 2017 - Report this comment
I wanna see Dora find the passages to the Inner Earth and for her to be ripped to pieces by an Ashantiri Algorah snow monster!

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