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Song Parodies -> "Masticated (means Chewed, Sicko!)"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Masticated (means Chewed, Sicko!)"

Parody Written by:

Rachel and the fabulous Lauren

The Lyrics

Okay, to understand this you have to know that at our classes, under the desks, there is an array of different coloured chewing gum stuck there by previous people. It's really SICK. This song is dedicated to all those who have been in this situation (we know your pain...)
Sitting, at my desk in class.
Something sticky on my ass
I try getting up but can't you see?
It's stuck to me-e!

All our public property
is now covered with chew-y
I think, oh my god now,
what a waste
It's all defaced!

Stuck on the door
trod into the floor
oh, give me a rest
it's under my desk,
my hand is now glued
to something, that's been chew-w-d

tell me,
Why d'you have to go and make our desks so mutilated?
Can't you see the
really super sticky situation you've created?
Don't you know that
we stick
our hands under our desks
and they're pressed
against something that's
cold and mushy
and my hand doesn't usually come back to me unaided...
no, no, no.

Copywright Rachel and The fabulous Lauren

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Aaron Dodson - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the title, especially the part in parenthesis, and the parody wasn't too bad either!
Avril Police - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne190.shtml Even mentions people only half writing it :-)
Rachel and Lauren (authors) - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, you're right, Avril parodies are overdone and boring, but we just couldn't help ourselves...
Jeff Reuben - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad though. It still worked for me.
Maddison Jones - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Did you write this because we have so much sticky stuff under the desks at school?
Rach and loz (authors) - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hiya Maddi! Yeah, we did (duh, read the italics at the top) It's still got a but to go, might make a better version later. Anyway, school's OUT so I'll leave this till next year...

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