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Song Parodies -> "Hologram"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Hologram"

Parody Written by:

Admiral Me

The Lyrics

If you don't watch Star Trek: Voyager this will make no sense. if you do then it's about the Doctor and Seven. I was always rooting for them to get together, but Chakotay got in the way. The Vidiian refers of course to Denara Pel. Enjoy.
He was an EMH, she was a Borg
Can I make it anymore obvious?
When she regenerated, he deactivated.
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell.
Secretly she wanted him as well.
But all of the drones, stuck up their noses.
And they had a problem with his Starfleet clothes.
He was a hologram she said see you later then.
He wasn't good enough for her.
She had a pretty face but her head was out in space.
She needed to come back to Voyager.

Five years from now she sits alone
Chakotay is recently dead and gone.
She goes into the holosuite and guess what she sees.
A re-run of "Photons Be Free."
She calls up her friends.
They already know
And they've all got tickets to see his show.
She tags along, stands in the crowd .
Looks up at the hologram that she turned down.
He was a hologram she said see you later then.
He wasn't good enough for her.
Now he's a celebrity in the holodeck industry
He'll show pretty face what he's worth.

Sorry Seven you missed out.
Well tough luck the Doc's mine now.
We are more than just good friends.
This is how the story ends.
Too bad that you couldn't see, see the man that EMH could be.
There is more than meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside.
He's just a hologram, I'm just a Vidiian.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love. Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world?
I met the hologram I said see you later then.
I'll be backstage after the show.
I'll be in the holosuite running the program he wrote about a Borg he use to know.
I met the hologram I said see you later then.
I'll be backstage after the show.
I'll be in the holosuite running the program he wrote about a Borg he use to know

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Mike Walker - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate Avril Lavigne, but I love Star Trek, especially The Next Generation (I've been considering a Star Trek parody myself). I'm not too fond of the Voyager crew, but Seven of Nine is H-O-T. The doctor's about the only other character I didn't mind that much. What did Seven of Nine ever see in Chakotay, anyway? lol, great song. 5's.
Michael Pacholek - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice try, but your pacing was not properly assimilated. And offing Chakotay in that way was without honor. Improvement is not futile, however. Hell, from here, it's practically logical!
Sweet Indigo - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate the song Sk8er Boi too, despite having parodied it myself... but I agree, they should have been a couple. What were the writers thinking? (I was rooting for Janeway/Chakotay, too). I'm kinda pleased you offed Chakotay actually, he always struck me as being a bit wet. Nice parody :)
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I think the offed the doctor for the same reason they offed Data in the 10:th movie. Androids and holograms are supposed to NOT age, but there's only soo much that make up can do.

Part from that I think this might be the first and only "Sk8er Boi" parody I have approved off and I got TOO many off the references. Here's some back:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/statusquo2.shtml
buffy fan - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i love this parodie-it's great -severn and the doctor should get together they'll make an outa this world couple(lol)

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