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Song Parodies -> "Gay Boi"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Boi"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

Sing to the original tune...
(Verse 1)
She was a boy
He was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
She was a punk
and he did ballet
That dude was so gay!

She wanted him
He'd never tell
Secretly he wanted her friend Mel
Mel was a guy
And also was gay
He was the one he wanted to lay.

(Chorus)
He was a gay boi!
He liked f***ing gay bois
Girls weren't good enough for him
He liked the sausage
Instead of the tunnel
And that was the way it's gonna stay!

(Verse 2)
5 years from now
He sits at home
Breast feeding Mel
He's not alone

He turns on TV
And guess what he sees
A gay orgie with 15 teens
He calls up his friends
They already know
and they have tickets to a live show
He tags along
And stands in the crowd
Looks up at the teens that he could ride on

(Chorus)
He was a gay boi!
He liked f***ing gay bois
Girls weren't good enough for him
He liked the sausage
Instead of the tunnel
And that was the way it's gonna stay!

Sorry Mel but you missed out
That boy's riding a teen right now
They are more than just good friends
And that is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
How much of a flight-risk that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see a new boyfriend is in sight

He was a gay
and so was his "friend"
Can I make it any more obvious?
They are in love
Haven't you heard
How they rock eachothers beds!

(Chorus)
He was a gay boi!
He liked f***ing gay bois
Girls weren't good enough for him
He liked the sausage
Instead of the tunnel
And that was the way it's gonna stay!
Sorry if you were offended. Didn't mean any harm. Love ya! xxx

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