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Song Parodies -> "Outdated ( Revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Outdated ( Revised)"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Since last week was my one year anniversary of submitting arodies to this site, I decided to revise the first parody I submitted
Uh Huh
Tastes like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
That's just how it tastes

It tastes like this
Uh Huh
Uh Huh
It's all stinky food

One day
Just three months ago
I went
To the grocery store
And yes, I bought all that food
Was in the mood

Then I went into my car
Drove it, home and put away
The groceries that I just bought
At the store

I took all of them
Out of the trunk
Bought them right in
Got them unpacked
Put them in the fridge
Now it's been a month times three
Tell me

How was I supposed to know the food was all outdated?
I ran out of the kitchen then I rushed into the bathroom
And made a big noise
It was stinky food
And believe me when I say that it was an unpleasant experience
But did I even check the date before I even ate it?
No no no

I once had a big party
Invited everyone I know
I served all the food that I had
I just forgot
To tell
Them that it was bad
Even
Served all drinks I had
You know
Then they at all of it
And the result?

They all starting
Heading for the toilet
They all took turns
Doing the thing I did
That I did earlier
And I thought oh woe is me
Tell me

Why did I forget to tell them that the food was outdated?
I think that I just realized now everyone is constipated
It was stinky food
Then came out, we made, then they left and I never will
Buy food and wait
Three months before I eat it
No no no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no
(no no no)
No no

Threw out
All the stinky food
It's now
In a big trash bag
I'll tell you all the food there was
If you want

There was pizza
And blueberries
And some French fries
A half eaten burger
Both ham and cheese , oh please
Tell Me

How was I supposed that food was all outdated?
Wht did I eat it? Ill admit I also got constipated
Took a laxative
And I went into the bathroom and waited then it was done
Threw it away too
Next time Ill check the date before I even eat it
Yeah Yeah,

How was I supposed to know the food was all outdated? (yeah yeah )
I ran out of the kitchen then I rushed into the bathroom
And made a big noise
It was stinky food
And believe me when I say that it was an unpleasant experience
But did I even check the date before I even ate it?
No no no
2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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Mike Walker - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, but I thought this song was poorly written, technically and humorously. Rhymes are practically nonexistent, so it's very difficult to give this song a pacing rating at all. I wrote a parody to this song myself (see Constipated), and I made sure I didn't overlook this factor. Also, I thought your song could've had a better theme than "stinky food"...
Jack Wilson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
To see the orginal Outdated, which was my first submitted parody, that I accidentally disabled comments on, click here www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne241.shtml
Jack Wilson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
To see the orginal Outdated, which was my first submitted parody, that I accidentally disabled comments on, click here www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne173.shtml
Matthias - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Please don't invite me to your house for dinner! Please!!! I don't think this was bad Jack, it just wasn't as good as your more recent parodies.
littleCupCakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
It is imporving, Sir . . please continue to read the dates on the labels, though!
Guy - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4-O) - Complications from gas absorption refrigeration, Followed OS well - but you made me work to get a Youtube listen to this one, Jack. Don't let it happen again. I liked this - It paced well and I was able to get a good mental image of the party and the guests having a really bad time of it.

Now stop eating trash and get some proper nutrition and while you're at it, stand up straight, your posture is terrible, comb your hair and tuck in that shirt. =;-)
Agrimorfee - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) You've come a long way from this one. Nowhere near as bad as Michael Walker would have it, though.
Invisible Boy - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
The idea was good. I liked the verse where you started to list the various foods.

I've read some of your recent submissions and I'm sure you would agree that you've improved greatly since this one. And, you should feel good about that.
stuart mcarthur - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) wow did every blueberry have one of those little stickers? sheesh, that's a lot of work - great idea for the OS Jack - 555
Kristof Robertson - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4O) Seeing as how your writing is vastly improved nowadays, Jack: I hope you don't mind me saying this....great idea, but the lax pacing and muddled rhyme schemes let this down a bit. 454
Jeff Reuben - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Vintage Jack Wilson! Not bad, and you've come a long way

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