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Song Parodies -> "My Crappy N-Gage"

Original Song Title:

"My Happy Ending"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"My Crappy N-Gage"

Parody Written by:

Victor Cary

The Lyrics

This is my first song parody, in which it explains the failure of Nokia's Cellphone/gaming system hybrid, the N -Gage.
"We'll beat Nintendo,"
Yeah, that's what they said.
"If you're caught with a Gameboy, you're better off dead."
Then we saw that small screen
And our poor eyes bled
"This is the product Nintendo will dread."

It had all the things I thought I'd use
But they functioned poorly

It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage

Their sales were craptacular
So they rushed the QD
"It's a better N-Gage that can't play MP3s"
But it was too late
Soon there'd be DS
With its better games
It would be a success

It had all the things I thought I'd use
But they functioned poorly


It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage

"9 million by 2005
Our small N-Gage will survive!"
And the Gameboy was still #1
It's too bad you could not enthrall
The one system that caused your fall
So the N-Gage was forever shunned


It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage


It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage

So much for my crappy N-Gage...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

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Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM AUG) Some pretty good rhyming going on here, keep up the good work.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've never heard of an N-Gage but your parody was most enjoyable.
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aug 04 SOTM) Too tech-geeky for my tastes.
G30RG3 - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
That was a good parody. G30Rg3+{Good
Arwen - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--I barely know the original...but it looks good from what I know...=)
Rick D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't get all the references. I'm sure I do that to people too.
Victor Cary - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the feedback everyone. This is my first song parody, so I wasn't sure if it was that good.
Ash - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like oldies too much to KTOS... but good job anyways
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM DKTOS
Phil Nelson - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS and I've never heard of the N-Gage, but it was a very good parody.
Spaff.com - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
OK, I'm so out of it I suck - I didn't catch most of the references. But I gotta say that the first verse makes complete sense - even to me - and is quite lovely.
Phil Alexander - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
For a first parody, this is excellent - keep it up, there must be some more in there waiting to come out :-)
martha - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
very fine job for a first parody
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I liked the word craptacular! A mix of crap and spectacular. We had one like that over at Sev Trek: "Confuzzled", filling the space between being simply confused and facing something just fuzzy.
Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one for a first parody, Victor
Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hard for me to get into the video game ones, as I just can't follow them...
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(AUG SOTM) - Victor, very good job for a first parody. I'm wavering a little on pace; perfect in many places, seemed to miss in others. But I've decided to go 5-4-5, since I'm not too much on game parodies either. But a good job, nonetheless. Keep posting.
Claude Prez - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Let's see...don't know the original, don't know anything about video games, not much help to you here; sorry.
2nz - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I think considering how much the majority knows about video games, it would be wrong of me not to support this fine work about a system that, unlike Xbox, can't just throw money at a problem and make it go away. Great work here, Victor.
parody chick - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
real great, victor. best one i've read in my life (considering ive never read one) keep up the good work and u'll be world wide famous LOL

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