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Song Parodies -> "Skater Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8r Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Skater Boy"

Parody Written by:

Sophie the biggest Amy Lee fan in the whole world!

The Lyrics

Avril Lavigne totally sucks! I know, some Evanescence fans may actually LIKE her, but well thats my opinion, hope someone agree's!
She was a ho
She was a b****
She was an annoying little titch

She thought she was punk
But she was just gay
What more can I say?

He didn't want her
She started to cry
'Unlike you Avril, I don't lie!'
All of his mates
They hated her
They took the p*** outta her preppy clothes

He was a skater boy
He looked like Paul McCoy
He was too freakin good for her

She dint have a pretty face
Wish she was up in space
To never return back down to Earth

5 years from now
She sits at home
What a loser she's all alone
She turns on TV
Guess what she sees
Her video's have been banned from MTV

She calls up her friends
They've unplugged their phones
Now they've all moved to Cologne
She jumps on a plane
Nobody know's her name
She's lost all her 'fame'

He was a skater boy
He looked like Paul McCoy
He was too freakin good for her

Now he's a superstar
Slamming on his guitar
Thank God she never got that far

Stupid b**** you have missed out
Once again your a nobody now
You could never be my friend
Like I give a s*** how this story ends

Too bad you are a freak
A little pop star geek
You think you're the new Amy Lee
How sad can you be (You NEVER will be)

You are a ho
You are a bi***
You are an annoying little titch

You could never be in love
We have all heard
How you tried to 'rock' the world

I'm with the skater boy
Who looks like Paul McCoy
I'l be backstage after his show
We'll be at the studio
Takin the p*** outta the songs u wrote
About the punk you thought you were
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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M-Dawg - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
horrible pacing. I think you are in love too much with amy lee to write down a good parody.
Blethar - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't think the pacing was horrible, but Avril bashing does have it's limits. Besides, if she's that bad why do people buy her records? 4-2-4.
Amy how could you betray me,marrying Shaun!!! - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes I am in love with Amy Lee, but that doesn't mean I can't write parodys,just because I'm not a talented song writer like Amy, at least I tried!!! I'm only young, she's 22, athough she probably wrote songs when she was younger than me...but I still tried!!! I wrote it in the middle of a maths lesson for god's sake, how could I concentrate with maths buzzing in my ears!!!
sharmaine - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
THIS SUCKSSSSZZZZZ!!! DONT SAY ANYTHING BAD TO OTHER PERSONSSS!

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