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Song Parodies -> "Poser Punk"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Poser Punk"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I am a dork
i really suck
can i make it anymore obvious
i'm not a punk guitar i can't play
what more can i say
i try to skate because skating sells
but i always fall and it hurts like hell
all of the punks they make fun of me
i try to be punk as i can be

i am a poser punk, watch me rhyme punk with punk, i was too good for canada, so i came here instead they all think that i'm a sped cuz i'm a stupid poser punk

2 years from now
i will be gone
you'll never again hear my crappy songs
you'll turn on t.v look whatcha see
good charlotte is makin fun of me
cuz they're kinda punk,
and me i'm just not
but i like to think that i'm really hot
i go to punk shows
stand in the crowd
jump in the mosh
my moms so proud

i am a poser punk, watch me rhyme punk with punk, i was too good for cananda, so i came here instead, they all think that i'm a sped cuz i'm a stupid poser punk

sorry punks i drove you down
all the preppies dress punk now
and i have lots of poser friends
this is where the story ends
it's too bad all ya ever see
is the punk i try to be
theres no use in trying to find,
i have no music skills inside
i couldn't remember the last few lines, so i made up differant ones, definatly not as good as the original ones that i had

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Frankie - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not saying that this isn't a good parody... cuz it's funny as hell, but the whole making fun of Avril thing is getting really old.
Sweet Indigo - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the line 'watch me rhyme punk with punk' :D Funny stuff...
Me - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I just want to say: She never said she was punk!!! The media said it so don't blame her!! I'm a big fan of avril but I think some songs are funny like this one: BYE!!
Amy Lee's biggest Fan - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ! This is the BEST one I've ever heard!!!! Go you!!! yayaya! Avril sucks! I'm pissin myself laffin!!! lol

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