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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi

The Lyrics

Ok, the first Verse is the same from Weird Al's A Complicated Song. But since that song has 3 different Scenarios (getting constipated, Dating your Cousin, and getting DeCampitated), I decided just to take tht first one and make the who song about it.
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

[chorus]
Tell Me
Why'd I have to go and make my self so constipated
I just can't take the presseure than I'm havin' Oh man I really hate it
I can't get up now
I sit on the seat but don't complete my little feat
Oh it hurts cuz, I have no more time for nothing else since I was Constipated
Oh No No

Next day, I went to eat out again
Finnaly relaxed from last night's pain
So I went to Joe's
Who would have known

I took the very first bite
Of my cheese Steak that night
But then I noticed this
I couldn't piss

The cheese that it had
Was doing me bad
Nothing else to do
But wait to get through
And Again here tonight
I sit on my seat and fight

[chorus]

Now I just can't seem to find
A place where I can go and dine
Without clogin' me
Now lets see

Over there is Mickey D's
Mabey B K's for Me
But I'm just to afraid
Of the price that I paid
What about Taco Bell
Now choosin's like Hell, you see

[chorus]

[chorus #2]
Oh No
Why does every dinner have to be so Complicated
Just because that every where I go there's the risk of getting Constipated
See the way I mind my own mind but I just can't seem the find a
Place where I can go and eat n' not get to frustrated
Oh No

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 19

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G30RG3 - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry to break it to you but pain doesn't rhyme with again,
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well it can, I've heard it used where the "-ain" is pernounced like in "pain"
anon - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Well the most common pronunciation in the United States is "uh-GENN"
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I know that. But it can be used interchangabley. In Fact I just heard it used that way today on that new 3D movie at Hershy Park, PA.
Blow torch - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You just recently replied A? Well I have a cure for him STOP EATING CHEESE! Any way ok song and check out Avearge Joe Mr. Je Ne Sais Quio and every one who reads this comment please? MWUA HA HA HA
Blow torch - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
You've been there. Is there any way to delete a comment?
TV O.D. - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
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blow torch - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you TV O.D. for telling me this
Me - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
HII!!! i dont know you but HIII anyway!
You - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
That's nice, Me. Do you mind commenting on the parody?
gansion - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is hilarious. Luv it!
The Charnstar - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
The first verse, written by Weird Al, was good, the rest was mediocre. Good ideas, bad pacing.
ME - November 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Look, i think you should change that song, is this lyrics for constipated? or just your dang ol' song?
daisy dude - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
kinda good song makes sense sumtyms...!! luv avril

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