-> "Attack Of The Squirrels"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8er Boi"
Parody Song Title:
"Attack Of The Squirrels"
The Lyrics
My best friend Roy
Got bit by a squirrel
And his leg was bleeding quite profusely
Got rabies shots
On Hospital Lane
Endured lots of pain
Took quite a spill
Embarrassed to tell
They would kill everyone else as well
But everyone
Had their guard down
The squirrels planned to attack the town
It was a squirrel attack
A genuine squirrel attack
They were a lethal rodent bunch
It was a squirrel attack
Not long till the squirrels come back
But nobody at all had a hunch
Five days from now
Roy lies in bed
He's putting a warm cloth on his head
Looks at the door
Stifles a cough
The squirrels came back to finish him off
He calls 911
And what do you know
Seems the squirrels are making a gore show
He screams aloud
Loses his breath
Shudders in horror to face his death
It was a squirrel attack
A genuine squirrel attack
They were a lethal rodent bunch
It was a squirrel attack
And now the squirrels have come back
They were eating humans for lunch
Almost everyone's dead now
Humans serve as squirrel food chow
It looks like a real sad end
Squirrels attack at every bend
Seems like these guys didn't see
What a pest these squirrels can be
I wish they'd climb up a tree
Oh no, the squirrels are after me
Soon they will all
Spread globally
While people will scream in terror and flee
Let's arm ourselves
What do ya say
Let's go make some squirrel pate
Did a lot of shooting
They resisted everything
They evidently can't be hurt
Let's run to shelter inside
It's best if we just would hide
I would say these squirrels have been curt
They were real evil squirrels
Some unworldly mutant squirrels
They are immune to knives and guns
They were some mighty squirrels
Some nazi attacker squirrels
The battle and the war they've won
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