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Song Parodies -> "Pousere Punk"

Original Song Title:

"sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Pousere Punk"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

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I am a dork
I really suck
Can I make it anymore obvious?
I'm not a punk
Guitar I can't play
What more can I say?
I try to skate
Because skating sells
But I always fall and it hurts like hell
All of the punks
They make fun of me
I try to be punk as I can be
I am a poser punk
Watch me rhyme punk with punk
I was too good for Canada
So I came here instead
Besides most of Canada wants me dead
Because I'm a stupid poser punk
Two years from now
I will be gone
You'll never again hear my crappy songs
Now turn on your TV
Look what ya see
Good Charlotte is making fun of me
Cause they're kinda punk
And well I'm just not
But I like to think I'm really hot
I go to punk shows
stand in the crowd
jump in the mosh my mom's so proud
I am a poser punk, watch me rhyme punk with punk
I was too good for Canada
So I came here instead
all think that I'm a sped
Because I'm a stupid poser punk
Sorry punks, I drove you down
All the preppies dress "punk" now
and I have lots of poser friends
This is how the story ends
It's too bad all you ever see
Is the punk I wanna be
But there's no more than meets they eye
I have no music skills inside

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MrMacphisto - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I have no idea if this meets the pacing of the original, since I've never heard it, but any parody of Avril is good in my mind... lol By the way, it's Poseur, not Pousere....
mac - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Just a fellow mac here wondering why, if you've never heard her most famous song, you would care one way or the other about Avril Lavigne. If you don't hear her music, how is it that she is able to annoy you?
MrMacphisto - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I always thought that "Complicated" was her big song?... That's the one that annoyed me.
mac - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, you're probably right, Phist. I remember hearing that one a lot.
Marky - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey...i love the way you guys massacre the poor thing!!! LOL atleast then..shed try doing something skating? lol ....hey can i have an audio clip of these love to..let me know..Thnx

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