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Song Parodies -> "I May Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"My World"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I May Hurl"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, I haven't done any parodies yet on the current youth in pop music. Avril Lavigne seems to stir quite a bit of controversy between those who love her every twitch & hop and those who believe her some sort of infidel poser. I don't really care, she has a superb voice and her first album was very good. What the 2nd will be like is anybody's guess. This song is about those on both sides who spend way too much time and energy getting all worked up about Avril's "skater/punk" credentials .
While you might think that Avril sucks
She's worth quite a few million bucks
Does it really matter what you say?
Makes no sense for you to resent
All your time could be much better spent
All this crap is quite inane

I MAY HURL!

Most of you are not grown up
Sorry if I'm too abrupt
Clue up or you'll wind up just another clown
All this chatter just gives me gas
I'm tired of all this lack of class
All so lame; brings me down

CONSTANTLY!

It seems that most of you pop off without thinking
I think you need help
Will this crap go on forever?
Who's got this much time to waste?

Your yelping causes me such dismay
Why don't you all just go away?
Oy vey! I wish I could end this bad dream
If I hear another peep
My mind just might completely freak
Perhaps someday this all will end
If not I think I just might hurl

Your whining makes my mood real sour
All you do is rant and holler
This pointless jive just makes me so irate
I'll probably be pissed off all day
My nerves are getting very frayed
Don't you have anything better to do today?

We have always known that you're not very clever.
You blunder in every way
You are lame, of this there is no doubt
It's plain to see you're not too bright

You're helpless in most every way
I wish that you would go away
I pray that this is only a bad dream
I wish you'd take a flying leap
Off of a cliff that's very steep
I hope someday that this will end
Who care's if she's a poser girl?

(Instrumental break)

Is she lying?
Selling out?
Her sales are up
Will they come down?
Was she bought?
Speak out; don't just grouse

Your yelping causes me such dismay
Why don't you all just go away?
Oy vey! I wish I could end this bad dream
If I hear another peep
My mind just might completely freak
Perhaps someday this all will end
If not I think I just might hurl

Your yelping causes me such dismay
Why won't you all just go away?
Oy vey! I wish I could end this bad dream
If I hear another peep
My mind just might completely freak
I hope someday this all will end
Who cares if she's a poser girl?

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Mari D - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I totally agree. Some people have too much time on their hands!
Paul Robinson - February 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - Thanks! Actually, this was a cut I played for you & Rick when I was over but I can understand why you wouldn't remember it. There was a lot music and a lot of different kinds of music going on that night.

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