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Song Parodies -> "Burger Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Skater Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Burger Boy"

Parody Written by:

Sadie Todd and Channy Hind (Burger Queens)

The Lyrics

Burgers Are Our Inspiration.
He was Pig
She works on a farm
Can't cook him in her pan
He was so fast
She couldn't catch
He kept running out of sight

She wanted pork
He said get the beef
Secretly she wanted beef as well
But the cow wasn't fat
It had a bad back
They had problems it wouldn't grow fat

He was burger boy
She was a farmer girl
The beef wasn't good enough for her
She had a calving knife
Which she would slice and dice
But he wouldn't come back to the farm

5 years from now
She still on the farm
Eating beef until dawn
She looks in the fridge
Guess who she sees
Burger boy's eating all the beef
She grabs the gun
Which she uses for fun
And blasts out all its guts

He was a burger boy
She said see ya later pig
And shot him in the head
She got out the meat machine
And turn him to lean cuisine
Burgers are what he is

Sorry girl but you are dead
Shun't have shot me in the head
And if u didn't eat my meat
You could have lived till 33
Too bad that you didn't see
All the maggots in my meat
Shoulda just stuck to the beef
Pigs are living things as well....

He was a burger boy
She was a farmer girl
Dead is what they are
She had a tummy ache
Now she is in a grave

Leave those little pigs aloooonnnnneee

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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neminem - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
The hell? This made little sense, it was ungrammatical, didn't rhyme, had crummy timing...? How did it get fives? I'm confused.
rach - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
ahh thats it a bloody class song you've got up there matey! you should be a star! tis origional and beats avrils version anyday! from reading your delightful song... makes me peckish for a bacon sarnie!
katie - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
id rather listen to that then "sk8er boi"
burger queens - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is really gd well done peeps u r very talented

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