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Song Parodies -> "Turkey Horror Flick"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Turkey Horror Flick"

Parody Written by:

R.R.R.R.R. Toss

The Lyrics

My first parody, 'bout a turkey stuck on head. Enjoy.
Verse1:
Chill in
Refrigerator where,
It'll stay
Permenantly there,
Until
Christmas is 'round the corner,
Makes a supper.

Verse 2:
Headless
Turkey horror flick,
Empty
Stomach gone gastric
Two legs
Stick out like TV cables
I should've tried

Some dinner else,
Like everyone else.
I'm watching the oven
From two to eleven.
I'm making a mess.
In total distress,
I yell,
"To Hell!"

Chorus:
Why'd we all must go and have stuffed turkey for Christmas?
I hate this turk it's
Stuck on my head, I'm banging on the walls, frustrated.
I'm going berserk, 'ts not
Gonna fall,
Gonna drop, on the floor,
Gonna grow, get it off,
And I'm turning into
Turkey-headed jelly-legged faceless mommy-horror,
No, no, no.

Verse3:
Doorbell,
Ringing 'way like mad.
Turkey,
Still stuck on my head.
Oh no,
What should I do now? Gotta
Get it outta

Verse4:
(here) People
Broken down the door.
Saw me
Turk-head on the floor.
Panic,
Started crying, "Get turkey,
Off the honey!"

Like Dave and Goliath,
They created a riot.
Tugging and pulling
My head like a G-string.
This joke's top-rated,
But suffocated,
I yell,
"To Hell!"

Chorus:
Why'd we all must go and have stuffed turkey for Christmas?
I hate this turk it's
Stuck on my head, they bang me on the walls, frustrated.
I'm going berserk, 'ts not
Gonna fall,
Gonna drop, on the floor,
Gonna grow, get it off,
And I'm turning into
Turkey-headed jelly-legged faceless mommy-horror,
No, no, no (4x)

Bridge:
Head in
Turkey horror flick,
Finally
Ended with a 'click'.
Glad they
Finally got me outta there
I need some air

Like Dave and Goliath,
They created a riot.
Tugging and pulling
My head like a G-string.
This joke's top-rated,
But suffocated,
I yell,
"To Hell!"

Chorus:
Why'd we all must go and have stuffed turkey for Christmas?
I hate this turk it's
Stuck on my head, they bang me on the walls, frustrated.
I'm going berserk, 'ts not
Gonna fall,
Gonna drop, on the floor,
Gonna grow, get it off,
And I'm turning into
Turkey-headed jelly-legged faceless mommy-horror,
No, no, no.





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Phil Alexander - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
At last... a slightly different "Complicated" parody. Some good lines in this one :-)

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