She was a boy and he was a girl
Can the complications any more obvious
She was a skank and he did ballet
What more is there to say

He thought she was hot, and she'd never tell
But secretly she thought he was hot as well,( or whatever)
But all of her chicks stuck up their collective nose,
They had a problem with his tutus and bows

He was the girly boy, the nice never surly boy
He was way too gay for her
She had a semi pretty face
But she was dreaming in outerspace
She was gonna get a rude awakening

Five days from now, she sits at home
With her old wardrobe she's all alone
She turns on her TV
Guess whats the thing she sees
Girly boy dancing on A&E

She calls up her whores, they already know
And they plan to egg him after the show
She tagged along, to egg them on,
And they pummel him after the last song...

He was the girly boy, the nice never surly boy
He was way too gay for her
He has yolk on his face
He fell in to the orchestra space
Talk about a rude awakening...

Sorry boy but your teeth fell out,
Well tough luck your leg's broke now
And what happens in the end
The straight people win...

Too bad that you didn't see,
The eggs flying right at ye,
Now you're falling off the stage,
A little more than just dazed.

He was a boy, he had his 'friend',
They ended up together in the end.
They are in love
Can't you see that?
Oh, you got yolk in your eyes right off the bat.

He's with the girly boy, the nice never surly boy
They got caught back stage after the show
Got fired and now their broke,
Went to GRP and they spoke,
And they sued the ballet troupe, as you know...