-> "Bushlicker"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Parody Song Title:
"Bushlicker"
Parody Written by:
Political Prankster
The Lyrics
Uh-huh, Now life is hell, uh-huh, uh-huh
'Cause that's the way the chads fell,
Uh-huh, Now life is hell, uh-huh, uh-huh
'Cause that's the way the chads fell, uh-huh, uh-huh
You there, whatchya licking for?
Way back, the pres began a war
Now, with each and every policy,
You agree
I hate things the way they are
Shrub at the wheel of the car
Yet you cheer, although he's oh so dumb,
For Bush's son
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
Get Ralph Nader or
Bob Graham in '04
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, oh no!
You won't question his Green stance,
His views on gay rights or France,
Or abortion, or health care, 'cause "we
need unity"
Tax cuts, you used to oppose
But your glasses have been rose
Since September of 2001
For Bush's son
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
Get Howard Dean or
Wes Clark in '04
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, oh no!
You there, whatchya licking for?
Way back, the pres began a war
Now, with each and every policy,
You agree
Somebody else
Please, *anyone* else
I don't even care
Get Dole if you dare
The Bush reich is cruel
You act like a tool,
Oh gee!
Tell me!
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president,
It's evident his skull could not be any thicker
Oh, no . . .
Why the hell've you gotta be such a big Bushlicker?
The way you say we should be "rallying around" him couldn't make me sicker
It's folks like you, who . . .
You pawn and you fawn,
And you heil and you smile
And look the
Other way around the president
Who left a dent when he was driving stocked on liquor
Oh, oh no!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.8 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 4 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 3 | |
| 4 | |
| 4 | |
|